Oh, did you think we’d make it through July the Fourth without one single Hamilton post? Never fear my, babies. For here are the Schuyler Sisters, in the middle of their Tony Awards performance, reminding you to work — whatever that may mean for you tonight (I hope it’s figurative).

What are the famous folk up to on our nation’s day of independence? Seeing as we’re liable to froth at the mouth with envy, do we even want to know? (We do.)

John Oliver, host of Last Week Tonight and contender for Best British Human, has gifted his adopted country with a video in honor of Independence Day. But he also reminds viewers what our independence from Mother England has cost us young, scrappy, and hungry ruffians.

To help ease your Fourth of July hangovers, here’s a photo of eternal hunk Jeff Goldblum on the set of the sequel to Independence Day. The photo marked the actor’s Facebook debut. Oh, and that’s his co-star, Liam Hemsworth, photobombing the pic in the background.

Everyone had wonderful retro photos to share in honor of Father’s Day. So to mark Fourth of July, let’s do another go-round. This time, the theme is summer fun. Barbecues! Beach trips! Fireworks! Wacky swimsuits!

As we approach Independence Day, let’s all take a moment to remember those colonials turned citizens of a new nation, who fought the British, carved out new political customs, and drank constantly.

No, the video at left is not the one we're talking about. We're talking about another one.