Man Arrested for Exposing His Fake Penis
Here's something that's both weird and, as it turns out, illegal: putting a dildo in your pants, driving over to the local community college, and showing it to passersby like it's your own dick. Twenty-six-year-old Jason Bovia did that at Anne Arundel Community College, and when police were called, they found him "in…
Flasher's Victim Says She's Off Men & Sausages
Denise Woodage of Reading, England, whose neighbor was convicted last week of masturbating and doing chores naked in his backyard, says seeing his "pale and hairy" body drove her to take anti-depressants and "has put me off men." [Get Reading]
A 6-year old boy got busted at his Australian elementary school for running a "sex club" which involved him talking dirty, encouraging classmates to engage in "sex acts," and exposing himself. Wasn't this once known as "playing doctor"? [News.com.au]

