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Scout
11/06/08

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Gretchen Bonaduce deserves EVERY penny
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ObtuseIntolerant
11/06/08

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I think the James Bond should be Southeast Asian...more believable as an English minority right? OMG I can totally picture it - hot!
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hellosunshine
11/06/08

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SATC sequel: NO.

"Hero"/Beyonce: Making me well up AGAIN.
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rollergirl76
11/06/08

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And to think I used to like Sex and the City. They are really destroying it now. The last movie was god-awful and really frigging depressing! I watch movies to escape from my miserable existence lol.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
11/06/08

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Someone bring me a bacon sanwidge!! Quickly followed by another, larger bacon sanwidge!!!!! Oh my god i'm starving.
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mynameisdita
11/06/08

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Gwyneth might as well move to NY with Madge - can't remember the last time I saw her and Chris photographed together.
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brendastarlet is on it
11/06/08

@mynameisdita: Coldplay is on tour, I saw them the other night.

She doesn't tour with them and they don't do red carpets. So the paps have to just try to catch them when they're in London or New York. The last photo I saw of them together was at Jay-Z and Beyonce's wedding. He seems like a cool (if goofy) guy.
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gherkinfiend
11/06/08

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@stacyinbean: Oh yes, British cuisine puts many things between two slices of bread and adds sauce of your choice.

See the sausage sandwich (link sausages, not hotdogs), the fish finger sandwich, the fried egg sandwich and the french fry sandwich, more fondly known as the chip buttie...

All of these delights are best eaten when hungover since you don't care about cholesterol at that point and washed down with a mug of strong hot tea.
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OurLass
11/06/08

@gherkinfiend: We have been known, in addition, to pour half a packet of prawn cocktail flavoured crisps into a buttered white roll and eat it.
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Kivrin
11/06/08

@OurLass: Let me ask you, British Lass -- could I survive in the U.K. as a vegetarian? Because I'm totally down with the whole bread-and-butter thing...but not so much the bacon, sausages, etc.

God, I would eat potatoes, bread, and butter all day long. I would die soon, but I would die happy.
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bowleserised
11/06/08

@Kivrin: Britain is pretty vegetarian friendly, I think. There's almost always a vegetarian option in a pub, cafe or restaurant. Mind you, it's quite often goat cheese...

@gherkinfiend: You just reminded me of the fish finger sandwiches at Squat and Gobble. Served with rocket and tartar sauce in ciabatta... Oh and their beef steak sandwiches, with dijon mustard....
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gherkinfiend
11/06/08

@bowleserised: Excellent! I'm meeting a friend for lunch near there tomorrow and wondered where to go...problem solved!

I'll have a fishfinger sarnie for you. You have a delicious wurst of some description for me!
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bowleserised
11/06/08

@gherkinfiend: It's a deal!
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MrsMac
11/06/08

@OurLass: Or cheese and onion on a roll or a sandwich (which up in Scotland we call a sandwich a piece I kid you not and now thats got me wondering why)
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gherkinfiend
11/06/08

@MrsMac would vote for that one if she could: We call sandwiches a piece in Ireland too. I like to confuse English people by offering them one...
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MrsMac
11/06/08

@gherkinfiend: HAHAHAA ,it must all that celt in us ,and now I think I know why we call it a peice too it was you guys,considering the amount of people from Irish descent that live over here me included,that seems the likely answer
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brendastarlet is on it
11/06/08

@MrsMac would vote for that one if she could: so a peanut butter and jelly sandwich would be a PB&J piece?

My favorite English cuisine is wine gums, followed by Kitkats.
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Ratinski
11/06/08

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Dear JK:

Please stop feeding the Harmonians. You know they get crazy when you do that, and then it's like a giant fangirl monster has been released on the internet, and I have to hide from the crazy.

I don't like having to hide from the internet.
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Lyricl
11/06/08

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Oh Daniel Craig, Lord knows you are my baby and I can forgive you of almost anything. But is it cool to say "coloured" in England? Cuz here, you know...not so much. Maybe he meant to say "of color" and just slipped up.
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OurLass
11/06/08

@Lyricl: It's really NOT cool to say it in England. Honestly. We do not say that. Very difficult to square this quote with the thought of him in those white jeans in the new Bond.
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tailfeather
11/06/08

@OurLass: Weird, I just responded to it on the other thread above. I have heard it in Scotland, and Daniel is Scottish, so...
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/06/08

@Lyricl: I commented on the same thing above.... Those of us who give out free do-overs based on pure lust are giving him the benefit of the doubt.
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girlnamedblue
11/06/08

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Well at least Dina Lohan doesn't let a fifteen year old drive her car, even in a parking lot. Now if only we could get her to stop letting said fifteen year old dress like a hooker.
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heykoukla
11/06/08

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It kinda bugs me reading about all the celebrities and what they did on election night. Obama's victory was one for the grassroots, one for the masses - you know, people power and all that - and it annoys me to see celebrities overshadowing that.
Then again, I'm not American and I don't live in the US, so it's probably not my place to say any of that...
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aubonpam
11/06/08

@heykoukla: If it makes you feel better, I'm a nobody from the US, and I watched the returns, ate veggie burgers while staring at my tv almost puking from nervousness, cried, phoned my sister in CA, cried some more, shook my fist at the people booing Obama in AZ, tried to go to sleep, was too excited, got up and read news websites until 2am EST. While crying.
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heykoukla
11/06/08

@aubonpam: See, that's a much cooler story than Brad Pitt's, Diddy's and Beyonce's. I do feel better now! Thank you!
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Princess Leela
11/06/08

@heykoukla: Happy to report there were no celebrities that I could see in the massively awesome crowd that gathered along U Street in DC. Unless you count the dude in the Obama mask who was dancing on top of the bus shelter.
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girlnamedblue
11/06/08

@aubonpam: I flipped the bird at the people booing. Yeah, cause they could totes see me, haha. Felt good anyway.
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
11/06/08

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That's odd. A 19 year old and a 39 year old having relationship control issues? Ya don't say...

I thought those two crazy kids would last forever. Or until Evan Rachel got tired of dressing like Marilyn's exwife, Dita.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/06/08

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....Did Daniel Craig really just say "coloured" with regards to a potential black James Bond? Really??!!
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Kivrin
11/06/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: Maybe he just meant "non-white," meaning that Bond could have skin with any type of pigmentation? (I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, because, c'mon, it's Daniel Craig...)
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/06/08

@Kivrin: Did he not get the "people of color" memo? I want to give him the benefit of the doubt too, and I'm sure he didn't say it with any kind of malice...but still...
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TriedandTrue
11/06/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!! I think Daniel Craig needs to be continued to be updated. ugh
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skittlbrau
11/06/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: In his defense, there are different "politically correct" terms in England than here. Coloured doesn't have the same connotations.
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Kivrin
11/06/08

@skittlbrau: Yeah, I'm gonna choose to believe (for now) that saying "coloured" is acceptable in Britain.

Maybe it would still be acceptable here if we spelled it so elegantly. Love that extra U.
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tailfeather
11/06/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: Weirdly, "coloured" is used pretty commonly in the UK. My jaw dropped the first time I heard it, but it's apparently not offensive. I understand it to be like "person of color."

What I can't accept? Biracial = "Half-Caste"

No joke. I can't get down with this one.
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Princess Leela
11/06/08

@tailfeather: Wow -- do people in the UK really say "half-caste"? I would have figured that term went out along the same time as "mulatto" ...
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tish
11/06/08

@tailfeather: Interestingly my (British) mum asked me last night what the correct term for "half-caste" was - we were talking about Obama. It is a bit of a linguistic mine field for the older generation, I think.

@scullymurphy: Buttie is a roll? I've never heard that! I thought buttie and sarnie were interchangeable.

@bowleserised: currywursts! God, I love currywursts.
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ObtuseIntolerant
11/06/08

@tish: But he put a "u" in it!!! As a person of color, I am down with that.
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skittlbrau
11/06/08

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I want bacon now.
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
11/06/08

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I have a feeling that Ali Lohan's gonna show up on one of those "Real Housewives of ____" shows in the future. Just a hunch.
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