MIDWEEK MADNESS: Paula Abdul Mistakes Church For Frathouse; 'Star' Wins…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly orgy of celebrity dysfunction, botched romances and weight fluctuations. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabloids. So you don't "have" to.
This week's glossies are a testament to the fact that we don't actually care about celebrities because we know or care who they are; we care… » 4/04/07 12:11pm 4/04/07 12:11pm