Unfortunately, the Archives of Surgery is reporting that infection at the site of incision happens to one in 20 patients — male or female — who undergo breast surgery, so guys enjoying their new tits had better watch out because infection leads to higher hospital costs. As for undo-plasty, costs vary but patients seem to gain a sense of contentment afterward. The Tribune interviewed 40-year-old Deborah Dunn, who got a nose job to fix a bump from a childhood injury. Post-procedure, "Every time I saw myself, I wanted to punch myself in the nose to make it all go away," she says. Doctors have reconstructed her nose to be more like the old one and Dunn admits, "I feel like I have myself back." But seriously, there is no ⌘-Z in life: Isn't the ultimate undo-plasty not to go under the knife in the first place?

After Plastic Surgeries, More Do An About-Face [Chicago Tribune]
Pectoral Implants Gaining Popularity [UPI]
Breast Surgery-Infection Rate Is 5.3% [Wall Street Journal]

• Did Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham have her implants removed??? [The Sun]
  
• The new issue of Star alleges that Britney Spears has an X-rated "fantasy room" with tons of sex toys, a mirrored ceiling, and a closet full of "kinky" ensembles — including a schoolgirl outfit, a maid uniform and a Cinderella dress. More on that in Midweek Madness! [Rush & Molloy]
  
• Mere days after being hired, Britney's chauffeur quit. He says driving for Brit is a "liability." Well, obvs! But seriously: Won't someone please help? [TMZ]
  
• Lindsay Lohan will start recording her third album soon, reportedly titled Nobody's Angel. Is it because she's contractually obligated? Or because she has so much free time on her hands, what with no movies to film? [Page Six]

• Also, the new sober Lindsay has been "drinking a little bit," but not doing drugs, according to a source. "As long as she isn't doing drugs, she's okay." Relapse, anyone? [Gatecrasher]
• Heath Ledger's still on the prowl; recently he's been seen flirting with Heather Graham and model Gemma Ward. Ladies! Just say no. [Page Six]
• Kimora Lee Simmons was overheard telling a friend she invited her husband's girlfriend to his birthday party to meet "major players" because she wants the "stupid bitch to get a clue." Catfight! [Page Six]
• The Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo romance was made possible by Jessica's father, Joe, who never ceases to be creepy. [Page Six]
• "I'm quite an opinionated tough girl," singer Lily Allen says. "But then the minute I get into bed with somebody I turn into a little girl who needs cuddling and looking after. I'm really nauseating, basically." Aw, we think that's kinda normal! Don't beat yourself up, Lil! [Page Six]
• Blind item! "Which young actress and aspiring singer is just stringing along that hip-hop star, hoping he'll write some hits for her?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
• Paris Hilton was seen with pizzaboy/model Alex Vaggo for the first time since September.The pair went to the movies. [TMZ]
• Usher and his wife Tameka had a baby boy on Monday night: Usher Raymond V was born in Atlanta. [People]
• Angelina Jolie was nominated for an Independent Spirit award for her work in A Mighty Heart. Anyone ever see that? [ET]
• Marie Osmond wants a Mormon in the White House, aka Mitt Romney. [MSNBC]
• Pete Doherty has taken to meditating to cope with the stress of being on the road. Hey, it's healthier than heroin! [Mirror]