Jezebel: impaired judgment

Nicole Kidman's Brand-New Big Lips, Brand-New Baby Girl

Anna — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:55:29 EDT

[Sydney, July 25. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Joke. That's actually her niece, Sybella. Still, a girl can dream!

Michelle Rodriguez Could Use Some Of Those Moderation Pills

Moe — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:55:27 EDT

[July 24, Los Angeles "hotspot" Guy's. Image via Splash.]

The overalls really sorta complete the look, you know?

When Did Hilary Duff Start Looking Like An Olsen Twin? And Who's That Dude?

Anna — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:00:00 EDT

[Hollywood, July 12. Image via x17]

We Are Gay For Samantha Ronson

Moe — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:55:15 EDT

Justification after the jump! And thank you snack food gods for inventing cheddar sour cream Pringles BTW!

[July 12, Los Angeles. Image via x17]

Her dog is not tiny. Her blog is not illiterate. Her love for Lindsay Lohan is not rational. Her drinking is not moderate. And her favorite Clash song is probably not "Should I Stay Or Should I Go." We bet it's "Straight To Hell." Cause that's where we're all going when the Gods of Good Taste read this blog post.

Does Brad Pitt Have A Moustache Or Do We Just Still Have The Spins?

Anna — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:40:00 EDT

[Berlin-Mitte, July 9. Image via x17]

You've Seen Our Brain On Drugs. This Is Our Brain On What Could Be Construed As A "Cry For Help"

Moe — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:21:52 EDT

Whenever we see something like this bra picture while in the midst of a hangover this colossal, we go mildly crazy for not having the neuron activity to muster anything beyond an OMFG!!! Well, Glamour's Edgy English Teacher had our kind of night: Food you'd only ever eat drunk, live music, texts from exes reading "I kind of want to fuck" and then, "Was that off-putting?" (Um, should it be?) and absolutely no Bolivian Marching Powder whatsoever. Anyway Glamour blogger Mike Cherico posted this picture of his ex's bra. We'd do the same but um we don't actually know where we even are much less our fucking cameraphone. Which reminds us! There are some other things we've been meaning to try and make jokes about but fuck it we're hopeless today. After the jump, our wan attempt.

So guess what? Someone from the Cheney Administration leaked Valerie Plame's name to the press. Bush just said so himself! For the first time. Wow, we feel like we knew this already but maybe it was just a dream..
We really hate it when a country's richest people are termed "middle class" by companies looking to sell them creme eyeshadow. Tell that to the fucking billion or so people making the $800 a year median income, bitches.
A new group called Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia is getting all the blame for the Iraqmire. Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia didn't exist before 9/11 but the name totally makes it sounds like they've been around since the Pyramids. It reminds us of how Abercrombie & Fitch shirts always say "Est. 1898" even though Abercrombie was a little hunting shop until the Dawson's Creek era.
Sometimes people post shit online that they regret later on in the workplace capacity. If they are crazy, like say, the types to eschew all animal products after age 22 and set their own salaries at $1 a year, then you know, it's even more likely.
Sienna Miller and Steve Buschemi are the only people in this movie which we kind of want to see because that probably means there weren't enough people working on the film to fuck it up.
Um, yeah.

OMG What Is It About Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson We Find Sooooo Cute?

Moe — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:40:26 EDT

Maybe the secret is in the index tags we saw attached to this picture when we downloaded it:

Couple
Hat
Shopping
Skinny jeans
Sunglasses
Love

Yes! The keys to happiness!

Los Angeles, July 11. Image via Bauer-Griffin.

Reese Witherspoon Is Doing Weird Stuff With Her Lip Again

Anna — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:18:16 EDT

[Beverly Hills, July 12. Image via x17]

Where The Hell Did That Bump On Jen Garner Come From?

Anna — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:45:35 EDT

[Los Angeles, July 12. Image via x17]

Katherine McPhee: Veering Dangerously Close To Jessica Simpson Territory

Jennifer — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:35:10 EDT

[Universal City, CA; July 12. Images via FilmMagic]

Kimberly Stewart: Hot Mess Without The 'Hot'

Jennifer — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:20:54 EDT

[Beverly Hills, CA; July 12. Image via Splash]