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JinxyMcDeath
04/12/09

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Lily,

In the words of the great Courtney Love, "I made my bed, I lie in it."

Signed,

Jinxy
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Crackers in Bed
04/12/09

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that lady gaga "disco stick" song has already been making the rounds for months - what does she mean she's "not going to release it" ?
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Mafalda para Presidente
04/12/09

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Will Smith, I liked you until you started preaching all your Scientology crap like it's anything but a pseudo-trendy cult.
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Raspberry Swirly
04/12/09

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Lady GaGa has canceled plans to release her next single, which includes the line "I want to take a ride on your disco stick," because the song is "too rude" for release.

Too rude, perhaps, but really fucking catchy. And did y'all SEE the video?! Loves it.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
04/12/09

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Woot! My tip was picked up!

Easy there, all you ladies that are mourning Roger's singlehood. Information is power.

Just for starters, Marat is playing Lleyton Hewitt in the first round in Monte Carlo this week, so if you're going to sit in the first row and get caught on camera you CANNOT be crying with red eyes.

Second, a short list of who is still single and available (and I'm sure I'm leaving out some teenagers, as my demographic is the next bracket up):

Bellucci, Moya, Robredo, Dimitrov, Nadal, Verdasco, Lopez, Safin (holla!), Wawrinka (if you like the well-mannered dimpled types with the well-bred bad*ss backhand), the Djoker (less said the better), both the Murrays, Lapentti, Gonzalez, Nalbandian, Tsonga, Simon ...

I mean! Let's have a little team spirit here!
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LouisiAnna
04/12/09

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Anyone else psyched to get clearance Easter candy? I should look into stock options at the Cadbury Company.
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RingTailedLemur
04/12/09

@LouisiAnna: Ohemgee, you have no idea. One chocolate bunny simply isn't enough.
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Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
04/12/09

@LouisiAnna: The only egg I got this year is a chocolate orange one that I can't eat (Allergy fail!), so I'm promised to be loaded with cash before I go out tomorrow, the condition being I bring chocolate bunnies.
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Mafalda para Presidente
04/12/09

@LouisiAnna: I'm heading to the store today. Wipe them clean!
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millelilly
04/12/09

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I am too sad that the Obama's got a dog from a kennell. It would have been such a good thing if they went to the Humane Society. Purebred isn't always the way to go.
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pseudonom is ON STRIKE.
04/12/09

@millelilly: the dog had to be hypoallergenic. i'm just assuming it would have been a lot harder to find at the humane society.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
04/12/09

@millelilly: I think they tried to get a shelter dog, but they had difficulty re. the allergies in the family.
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lalaland13
04/12/09

@millelilly: Yeah, allergies were an issue. And the Kennedys were really pushing for a Portugese Water Dog, according to the Washington Post.

But the good news is they also donated to the DC Humane Society, so that makes me happy.
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Ailanthus-altissima
04/12/09

@Fridge Hussy : John Barrowman FTW!: @lalaland13: My friend works at a shelter. They've had several hypo-allergenic dogs dropped off in the past. If they wanted to go the shelter route, they could have. I am extremely disappointed.
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electrogeek77
04/12/09

@Ailanthus-altissima: It doesn't mean that it's the same for every shelter. There's no "stock list".
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Ailanthus-altissima
04/13/09

@electrogeek77: Many shelters have online databases that are searchable by breed. If they wanted to put the effort into it, they could have. There are also pure-bred rescue organizations. You can just googling "portuguese water dog rescue" and already have links to several organizations. There is absolutely no excuse for getting a dog from a breeder.
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Ailanthus-altissima
04/13/09

@Ailanthus-altissima: For the record, a story I read suggested it was one of Ted Kennedy's dog' litter. I still strongly believe that everyone should spay and neuter their pets, and I don't think that this makes the situation any better. I'm not taking away from their Humane Society Donation, but I don't think that their donation excuses their actions.
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VoxPopuli
04/12/09

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Dear Justin Timberlake:

It is a bad idea to climb up a mountain with someone named "Fiasco." It is terrible foreshadowing.

Love,

VoxP.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
04/12/09

@VoxPopuli: Hee hee! Lupe Fiasco is teh awesome. When your name is Wasalu Jaco, what nom de plume is gonna work? ;)
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FraggleIraq: No Longer Smells Like Teen Spirit
04/12/09

@Fridge Hussy : John Barrowman FTW!: i think his real name is pretty bitchin. there are reign beau's and audioscience's running around, so i say why the hell not.
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VoxPopuli
04/12/09

@Fridge Hussy : John Barrowman FTW!: Oh, wow, I didn't know what his birth name was. He is great, though.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
04/12/09

@FraggleIraq: 'Tis indeed! I read that "Lupe Fiasco" is derived from his childhood nickname or sommet.

/fangirl
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squirrelcop
04/12/09

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Ms. Hortense, if you found delicious bunnies in your basket, please be kind and do not make them suffer.

(an image better show up here or the missing preview button shall be receiving another stern talking-to)
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VoxPopuli
04/12/09

@squirrelcop: Oh, I love that. I've seen it before, but it gets a giggle from me every time I see it.
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PrettyPrettyPrincess
04/12/09

@squirrelcop: HILARIOUS
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roodles
04/12/09

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two admissions:

1) I am completely obsessed with this whole Sam and Linds drama. Yes, I'm embarrassed about it.

2) Zac Efron is growing on me...
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
04/12/09

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The thing I hate about Blind Items is that you never really find out the answer. It drives me crazy!
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heykoukla
04/12/09

@IBleedGlitter: What is the point of a blind item if they don't put in a clue or something to help us? You know, like if it's Jennifer Aniston they could say "a supposedly friendly actress..." Yep, I really need the clues to be THAT obvious.
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Mafalda para Presidente
04/12/09

@IBleedGlitter: It bugs me too, which is why I don't care for them. Rather useless feature if you ask me, when they never give you the answers.
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Jack_Burton
04/12/09

@IBleedGlitter:

Are you going to bid or not?
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MockMyWorld
04/12/09

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Is there anything Justin Timberlake can't do?

Um, make me love him?

I extend a certain respect to JT, from a wary distance. His name has been on a lot of pretty state-of-the-art pop in the last few years. I just wish I was convinced he was creatively central to those productions. Sorry, can't get on board the love train at this moment in time.

Ladies, am I wrong? I am willing to examine persuasive evidence to the contrary, as soon as I return from my shower.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/12/09

@MockMyWorld: For what it is worth, I agree with you 100%. I'm still really angry about how he threw Janet (and Britney) under the bus to further his own career.
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Hooplehead
04/12/09

@MockMyWorld: You are not wrong. He seems like an egotistical wanker, and his "music" isn't all that.
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FraggleIraq: No Longer Smells Like Teen Spirit
04/12/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: i sort of understand the britney thing though. i would be bitter too if my SO cheated on me with our mutual choreographer. i'm just a bitch, though.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/12/09

@FraggleIraq: I just think he took it a little too far. He even was making fun of her at one of his shows during her meltdown.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
04/12/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I remember hearing an interview with him just after the superbowl, where he was cracking up about surprising people at the end of the number. He didn't talk about it like it was an accident at all. Tool.
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MockMyWorld
04/12/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: @Hooplehead: @Fridge Hussy : John Barrowman FTW!: Something not completely kosher in his dealings with women is the other main component of my JT distrust. Thank you all for affirming me in my prejudices!
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tscheese
04/12/09

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OH MY GOD, I have to go hit up the store to see if there is way discounted candy.
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VoxPopuli
04/12/09

@tscheese: You're in NYC, right? Duane Reade. Yesssss. I'm eating a chocolate bunny right now. Yum.
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tscheese
04/12/09

@VoxPopuli: I actually live in NJ, damn the luck, but I was able to secure a few Cadbury eggs. Mmmmm.
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VoxPopuli
04/12/09

@tscheese: Ooh - I didn't come across any of those today, but luckily I had one last week. I did get a bunny (solid chocolate, hooray!) and some rather crappy jellybeans.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/12/09

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How old is Suri? How many responsibilities can she be expected to have? And should she really be on a diet? Low-carb diet for toddler equals FAIL.
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Rare Affinity
04/12/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: She will be the world's most famous obese teenager in a decade mark my words as she rebels against her enforced scientology lifestyle. Cutting out carbs for growin children is as daft and dangerous as putting them on a diet. And how come "Daddy" Cruise was so chunky until recently if he hadn't been overdoing the carbs?
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LaComtesse
04/12/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: That is a serious fail. How awful! Kids (and adults) need carbs to, you know.... live?
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Kali Mama
04/12/09

@LaComtesse: That's the effing point to ANY of these cult activities that make us normals wonder, hey, isn't that harmful? Why yes, yes it is. That's the point. What better way to keep people in the fold than to sever the parental bonding, and to impede personal, intellectual and rational development?
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VoxPopuli
04/12/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: No kidding. My only duty as a toddler was to try to not pee my big girl pants. So, yeah...
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monkeyriot
04/12/09

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OMG I love jellybeans, they are seriously the only good part about Easter.
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VoxPopuli
04/12/09

@monkeyriot: Gasp! Not better than Cadbury eggs!
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YourScreenplaySucks
04/12/09

@monkeyriot:

Dear monkeyriot,

Thanks a bunch.

Love,

Jesus

P.S. I didn't go to all the trouble of resurrecting myself to come in second to goddamned JELLYBEANS.
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Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
04/12/09

@VoxPopuli: I've eaten far too many Creme Eggs this year and yet I still want more...
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VoxPopuli
04/12/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks:

Dear Jesus:

If it makes you feel any better, your abs are awesome. Do you do pilates?

Oof, awkward. Sorry to bring him up.
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squirrelcop
04/12/09

@VoxPopuli: Great, now you've made him cross.
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monkeyriot
04/12/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks:

Dear Jesus,

OMG could you stop being such a martyr?

Love,

monkeyriot

PS Thank you for resurrecting yourself so we could all eat jellybeans. What flavor are the white ones?
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VoxPopuli
04/12/09

@squirrelcop: @heartandanchor: Hilarious!
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SkipToMyLou
04/12/09

@monkeyriot:

Dear Monkeyriot,

It's soooo weeid, right? Even I son't know! Maybe coconut? Maybe vanilla? Whatevs, they are totes delish. Worth the crucifying.

Luv ya always,

Jeezuz
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