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shananigans aka reluctant california resident
07/09/09

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You know I don't know if it's all Photoshop. From the previews of the movie I've seen she seems to be wearing a push-up bra throughout the whole thing. Her boobs look about that big in the film.
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dj_chick
07/09/09

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I've heard that the camera adds 10 pounds... I didn't realize they all went straight to the boobs when the photo is meant for a movie poster.
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lip_my_stocking
07/09/09

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Lol, my dad does some photoshop for movie posters as well, and he got so into it that he started photoshopping all my prom pictures! They looked nice, but kinda creepily perfect like my shallow self had gone out and hired a person to photoshop my pictures for me.
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elixthecat
07/09/09

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"click to enlarge" seems very fitting, jezebel.
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Eleanor Ramilly
07/09/09

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I liked this movie better when it was called Can't Hardly Wait.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
07/09/09

@Eleanor Ramilly: Bah-dum-tish!
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fireflyinjuly
07/09/09

@Eleanor Ramilly: That was on last weekend. Le Sigh.
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dianabanana
07/09/09

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It's called a padded bra, maybe you've heard of it? Doesn't necessarily have to be photoshop.
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Eleanor Ramilly
07/09/09

@dianabanana: Yes, and a padded bra is obviously a ticked to ToonTown ala Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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MissyMcCLung
07/09/09

@dianabanana: I had no idea a padded bra could also reduce the size of my ribs relative to my shoulders! Wow, that technology has come a long way since I was 17.
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kungfutoday
07/09/09

@dianabanana: Yes, a padded bra would completely explain why her body shrank, too. Her ribcage just under her armpits is about the same width in the pictures, but in the enhanced photo, that's attributed to her breasts. Then the enhanced photo whittles down her ribs.
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CoalMineCanary
07/09/09

@dianabanana: It's called rib removal surgery, maybe you've heard of it? Pioneered by Adam, made infamous by Marilyn Manson, and popularized by starlets whose bone structure makes them look fat. I'm having my thigh bones taken out in preparation for the dreaded bikini season.
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bluetrain84
07/09/09

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Seeing these kinds of photoshop jobs always makes me wonder what I would look like if a marketing department got a hold of a picture of me and "fixed it up." Would I even recognize myself?
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margareita metermaid
07/09/09

@bluetrain84: Funny enough, I was in Pakistan and needed a Visa photo cos I wanted to go to Bangladesh. SO i went to a photo place, they took my pic, and told me come back in an hr. Everything is digital these days, even in Pakistan mountain villages, and when I picked up my picture, they had photoshopped it to look completely unlike me. Bleached my skin, smaller nose, bright blue eyes, and REshaped my prominent jaw. It was disturbing, but funny. I explained a visa photo actually has to LOOK like the person who wants the visa. So they made a new, 'non-madeover- photo, and i walked away with a very funny memento along with the visa photo.
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AnneBoleyn
07/09/09

@margareita metermaid:

What the what?! I'd love to see the side-by-side.
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margareita metermaid
07/09/09

@AnneBoleyn: It's pretty bizarre! If I wasn't inclined to remain visually anonymous, i'd post them!
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Sugarshock
07/09/09

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Certainly PSOH worthy, but, to be fair, a serious pushup and some crafty lighting can go a long way too. Just sayin'
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georgina
07/09/09

@Sugarshock: Maybe the boobs, but her rib cage in the poster is about 1/2 the size as the photo. But maybe there are some new Rib Spanx I haven't seen yet!
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rhubarbarin
07/09/09

@georgina: It's entirely possible the reduce your ribs that much with a corset.
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clevernamehere
07/09/09

@rhubarbarin: Uh, yeah. I'm pretty sure its just photoshop and not a corset.
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Lymed
07/09/09

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I had to stand next to this poster [www.impawards.com] for Next Day Air at the bus stop for weeks and try to figure out how Yasmin Deliz could stand with those proportions
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ihateyourescalade
07/09/09

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I see a run of disappointed 15-year-old boys, lured into the theater by Panettiere's impressive rack, storming the box office demanding their money back.
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