No, Bunnies Don't Rule -- They're Monsters

No matter what you've heard lately, bunnies are not making a comeback. And if they are posing with Cara Delevingne, being read A Perfect Day For Bananabunny, or calling themselves Very Important Fashion Rabbits while being carted around in purses, it's because the bunny lobby and the Illuminati have tricked you into… » 6/13/14 3:00pm 6/13/14 3:00pm

Conspiracy Theorist Inmate Sues Jay and Bey Over Stolen Lyrics

We're all pretty aware by now that Jay Z, Beyoncé, and others of the elite celebrity ilk are all members of the Illuminati, responsible for shit including but not limited to the French Revolution, the assassination of JFK, and the KFC DoubleDown (probably). But according to a new lawsuit, they are also thieves… » 5/01/14 2:50pm 5/01/14 2:50pm

Hillary Clinton's Shoe Attacker Is Obsessed With the Aurora Shooter

Last week Alison Michelle Ernst was arrested for chucking her shoe at Hillary Clinton who was speaking at a Las Vegas event (and who flawlessly made a quip and continued unfazed). Ernst has since been released and still may face charges, but in a really bizarre twist, news has surfaced that this isn't exactly Ernst's » 4/14/14 2:20pm 4/14/14 2:20pm

Someone Finally Uncovered the Boy Meets World/Illuminati Conspiracy

      Did you used to watch Boy Meets World? I know I did, but what I didn't know was that along with the helpful life lessons of Mr. Feeny, we viewers were also all learning about the secret world of the Illuminati. Well, maybe not so much "learning about" as much as "being indoctrinated into," but still, Boy Meets World » 1/15/14 7:00pm 1/15/14 7:00pm

      Tila Tequila Is a Nazi Sympathizer Who Calls Herself 'Hitila'

      Tila Tequila, perhaps best known as the most popular artist on Myspace (according to page views) circa April 2006, and whose occupation is listed as "Glamour model" on Wikipedia, and probably most relevantly, who we all thought would fade into rightful obscurity following the cancellation of A Shot at Love with Tila… » 12/09/13 9:30pm 12/09/13 9:30pm

      By Illuminati Conspiracy Theorist Standards, High Priestess Beyoncé's…

      We all know Beyoncé and Jay-Z and members of the Illuminati, that global network of special (rich) empowered people whose actions dictate the course of events throughout the entire world. With her 12-minute song and dance routine and captive audience of millions, Bey had ample opportunity to shill for the New World… » 2/04/13 2:40pm 2/04/13 2:40pm