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"Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
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Oh my god this is awful. I have a peanut allergy and no one ever told me about this! I mean, I know not to kiss anyone right after they eat nuts but ....
Wow. I guess I have a good excuse not to swallow... #spermallergy
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Seeeexxxxyyyy.... #spermallergy
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Good lord. Just don't swallow it.
Sounds like she has issues beyond an allergy... #spermallergy
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BAD LOLTIME: They are allergic to every sperm and they are called Lesbians. #spermallergy
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Each sperm has it's own indicator saying that it belongs to Ahmed or John or whoever. If I remember correctly from Bio I, and it's likely I don't, it's those indicators that makes the body attack it. #spermallergy
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And I'm allergic to latex too. Whee. #spermallergy
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Benadryl, anyone? #spermallergy
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Quick, someone call the Cockbib guy! #spermallergy
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Countdown to this being in a bromovie, ad, etc. in 3..2..1. #spermallergy
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This shit writes itself. Terribly. #spermallergy