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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Strangely, Pete Doherty seems have a lot in common with my 9th grade History teacher. Both are incoherent most of the time and love the German national anthem from the World Wars. Seriously, that woman made the whole class memorize and sing the anthem as a class.
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    Image of paperconservation101 paperconservation101
    11/30/09

    @MargaretMoony: Did you learn is as "hey this is history" or "Hey lets go down the street singing this"?. I can see the reason for learning it, in history we also learnt the American French English and Australian national anthems to compare them but still, singing it is different.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/30/09

    @paperconservation101: It wasn't "This is history, kids." It was more of "I really like this song, let's sing it! Again!"
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    I seem to recall previous Jezebel posters commenting on the oddity of Suri being carried all over the place. Now that the kid is walking on her own, we're critiquing her footwear?

    Things I've learned today: Jennifer Lopez and Sienna Miller have horrible taste in men; Pete Doherty possesses a tragic combination of stupidity and douchiness; and Sir Ian McKellan has the power to warm the cold, black cockles of my cynical heart.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    The Salahis are like Forrest Gump. There are pictures of them with everyone at every event in the last few years, no?
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    i'm telling you CONjack is going to do something baaaaaad, worse....soon.

    Brittany....get out while you can girl!
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Katie Holmes, you do not speak for me. When I was a kid, I thought jellies were the shit and high heels were evil.

    I still think that.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: Yes. Team Jellies.
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Team Jellies led to Team Blisters. Which led to Team Bandaids.

    I'd choose the high heels.
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: I had a pair of jellies with stacked heels. They were the greatest things EVER. But then again, I was about 11, not 3...
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/30/09

    @likepenguins: Truth. Jellies + sweat= Call the "Waaahhhh"-ambulance. I have also sustained injuries in heels though. But sometimes pain is worth it.
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: My Jellies melted to a parking lot in 105-degree weather in Texas in 1985, and I still think they might have been the most awesome pair of shoes I've ever owned.
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    11/30/09

    @LoSpaz: Holy shit! Wait, you weren't wearing them were you?

    As for awesome jellies, I had a pair that were clear, with sparkles in the plastic. Fabulous!
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    11/30/09

    @likepenguins: Yeah, brand new jellies were the worst. Breaking them in was a bitch.
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: I was! I suffered no lasting repercussions. They were midnight blue with silver glitter. RIP.
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Ian McKellen, you are a beautiful human being.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    @LuvEwan: He is totally my Imaginary Husband.
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): And what a fine couple you would make. A couple of class acts. (My Imaginary Husband is John Goodman).
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Ian is my imaginary Godfather, Patrick Stewart is my imaginary husband.
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    Image of attackflamingo attackflamingo
    11/30/09

    @Scout: You better back away slowly from my husband.* I will cut you. I am taking off my earrings right now.

    *My imaginary husband*. Real husband better back away on his own.
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    11/30/09

    @attackflamingo: I shall do no such thing. But nor will I fight with another woman over a man, regardless of how lovely Mr. Stewart is.

    So, come up with an alternative course of action, something creative.
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    11/30/09

    @Scout: He can spend two days with attackflamingo, two days with you, and two days with me, and then he can have a day off.

    Now I'm going to go have to have a talk with Mr. Jackman's wife...
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/30/09

    @MediasBlue: oh, be careful, I was just there and well, let's just say she isn't too happy. * ahem*
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    11/30/09

    @Scout: Hey, if I have to share, she has to share.

    Besides, I'll need someone to talk about whilst I have tea with Sir Ian and Mr. John Barrowman.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/30/09

    @MediasBlue: do you mind if I bring Hugh (Laurie) and Stephen (Fry) over?
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    11/30/09

    @Scout: Hey, can I get in on some of that Patrick Stewart action? I will bring along my imaginary husband, Vigo Mortenson as a bargaining chip.
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    11/30/09

    @BettyCrockerPunkRocker: of course! you know I used to be "married" to Viggo, from 2001 - 2005.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    There is nothing good about the Go Daddy commercials. And the fact that they are effective is not something to be proud of.

    Oh, sorry. In my opinion, of course. Danica is entitled to hers.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/30/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Yeah, the Pogroms were effective too...
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/30/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I don't really find them that effective. WHAT DO THEY DO? Seriously, I have no idea what they do and I feel that's what a commercial should do. Not throw boobies in my face.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    "A source claims Tiger Woods yelled at his wife "You've ruined our Thanksgiving! Are you happy now?" "

    Tiger, what did you think Thanksgiving was? It's SUPPOSED to get ruined, that's like, it's fucking purpose.

    Also, is it bad that in my head I imagined her saying, "No, but I will be in 3,2,1..."?
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: Plus it was like 2 in the morning . . . how was Thanksgiving ruined?
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    11/30/09

    @Maritsa: I have no clue. But now I have Michelle Branch stuck in my head. Thanks a lot Tiger.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    With that dirtbag item over the holiday about Pete Doherty stepping over some poor playwright's body to get to a party, it's clear the guy is a douche beyond compare.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Pete Doherty's breath smells of vinegar and water.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    I probably oughtn't give any sort of attention to a crackhead musician. I really liked the Libertines though. G-d, Pete Doherty.

    Sigh. The one thing you can always trust a crackhead to be is a crackhead.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Jude Law and Sienna Miller: Totally back on

    Jude, why won't you just date Jonny Lee Miller? Please? He's cuter!
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): YES! and sometimes their mutual friend Ewan McGregor will pop by and hey who knows what can happen when three hot guys are sitting around, tossing back a few........
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    @LuvEwan: For serious, they're too cute together.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    @LuvEwan: Let's try this again...

    They're too cute together!
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): And then it pans outward and Ewan is standing there, grabbing both their asses.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    11/30/09

    @LuvEwan: Finally, the possibility of a sex tape I would KILL to have.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment GreyCat was starred GreyCat was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    @GreyCat: Which is, I believe, exactly why people write fanfic.
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    Image of foodandshoes foodandshoes
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I am currently watching Eli Stone and hoo-boy! JLM is just the right combination of cute and slightly stupid. Season 2 came today and I plan to do a marathon.
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    11/30/09

    @foodandshoes: The world needs more JLM.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I thought Mr. Miller was/is married?
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    11/30/09

    @Scout: He is. I'm just indulging in a daydream about two pretty boys.
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    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): oh apologies...
    carry on!
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/12/09

    In reply to Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
    Yeah Kanye loves the gays! No homo though. #marleematlin
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    Image of Valkyrie607 Valkyrie607
    11/12/09

    @futuremouse: I heard he likes to put fish dicks in his mouth. #marleematlin
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    Image of toastandlove toastandlove
    11/12/09

    In reply to Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
    Never apologize for being the sexy, studying dreamboat you are, James!

    Mmm, James Franco in a library... #marleematlin
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    Image of milominderbinder milominderbinder
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
    completely gay-friendly... #marleematlin
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