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7 Ways Not To Talk About Barack Obama, Race And Sex

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foodandshoes
10/30/08

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Is the article tacky? Yes. Does this writer say some things about race and sex that are true about America? Yes also.
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Seeräuber Jenny
10/30/08

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Really? Um, I really, really, really doubt that McCain voters want to boink McCain, and I take personal exception to the idea that I'm voting for Barack because I have a physical interest in him. Way to play into stereotypes about emotional women and gay men.

I do know at least one emotional man who's told me how attractive he finds Palin. He'd never vote for her, but there are men for whom that might be a factor.

Not only am I not voting for Obama because of physical attraction, I apparently am the only woman on earth who doesn't find him esp. sexy.
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robberbutton
10/30/08

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Yucko: I wonder if Michelle Obama, and if she cut it out of the paper before her daughters read it?

It's weird, I do find Obama attractive, but I hadn't actually thought about him terms this sexual until now. And from the comments and what my friends have to say, I think a lot of women feel the same way. I think this reveals some kind of impulse NOT to fetishize the man because we respect his policies.
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drinkwater
10/30/08

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I never thought about Obama's peen until today. And now I have. And now there is no unthinking those thoughts. That's crap.

Even during the Lewinsky sex scandal I never thought about Clinton's actual unit. Until now. Ew. See? I could have lived forever without those thoughts.

Thinking about the actual dick (or vagina), for me, does not happen until I think I might really, literally get into someone's pants. But not until then.
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purpleshoes reminds everyone to take typing breaks and stretch, ow
10/30/08

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Now I feel strangely guilty for all the "Oh! Oh! Oh! Obama!" jokes I've been making. In, say, the freezer section of the grocery store. But I did not mean it as seriously as this dude does, if that's any comfort.
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TotalBetty
10/30/08

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I saw Obama in raleigh yesterday and I gotta say, he is really really handsome in person. and oh so tall
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
10/30/08

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also, i would like to second the italian correlation. extensive...um....personal research..has shown this to be the case about 99% of the time. mmmmmyesss...going to grope my bf now brb
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citrus buddha
10/30/08

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I think someeeeeoooneee's projectinnng.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
10/30/08

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gross!!! ew, playgirl lady. get your mind outta the gutter! just because YOU think about him in that way does NOT mean we all share your sentiment. its sorta the same idea here-"all black men have giant peens"="all women/gay men want to sex up the senator." way to generalize. yeeesh.
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ShortStaK
10/30/08

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What. The. F**k!!

Seriously, this actually got printed??? In a real publication?? An Editor saw it fit to print? I'm agreeing with TheVaginaWig here, I was just muttering 'wtf' to myself every other sentance.

My hope is that people vote for Obama because they agree with his ethics, they understand and agree with his policy.....not because they think he's got a big peen. Oye vay......

I wonder if the promise of a big peen is why Putin got elected before, huh? Huh?
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chelseadaggers
10/30/08

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Just as a question, IS IT really racist to think that black men have large penises? Because, y'know, they do and all. Not ALL of them, of course... But a greater percentage. And generally, Asain men have small penises... is it racist of me to think so.

I know there's hundreds of years of sexual and racial politics tied into this whole thing, but isn't it kind of like saying it's racist to think that black people have curly hair?
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Miss Pontificating
10/30/08

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She is too, full of herself
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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
10/29/08

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No offense, but I can think of 30 guys I'd like to bone rather than Barack.
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mocksun
10/29/08

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As far as racial dick profiling, the biggest ones I've ever seen up close were Italian or part Italian. Also, unrelatedly, they seem to trend towards tall men.
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bansaiiiiii
10/29/08

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I fantasize about Obama about ten times a day. I fantasize that when he becomes president we'll be instantly swept back into the prosperity of the Clinton administration when everyone was a flabillionaire and we all drove cars made of solid gold. I have not once thought about his penis. I hadn't read much of the nutso coverage of Obama. I mean, he could eat babies and still be better than the alternative.
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