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Remember Rocky, the inimitable stage mom from I Know My Kid's a Star? Well, there's an audio interview with her up on Vh1, and we highly recommend that you listen to it. She talks about that time she asked her daughter if her tampon string was hanging below her mini skirt ("I'm from New York. Askin' if my tampon string is showin' is like askin' if there's a sale at Nordstrom's. It's not a big deal."), likened Mylie Cyrus to a stripper, and discussed her own music career, in particular, a song she wrote called "Who's the Bitch Now?" ("It's a song about a girl whose boyfriend treats her like shit and she goes out and gets all this bondage stuff and ball gags him. I mean that's the kind of songs that I write. I write the kind of shit that people really think about in life. Like real stuff that happens to them.") [Vh1]
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Stage Mom Has Violent, Psychotic Outburst
Rocky and Hayley were by far the best team on I Know My Kid's A Star, even though Hayley had no particular talent other than being beautiful. Rocky's borderline psychotic outbursts, however, plus her mysterious weave, mocking of other children, and misanthropic nature were both entertaining and, at times, endearing. Sadly, on last night's episode, Rocky and Haley's ride came to an end. But they'll both be okay, because, like Rocky's daughter Hayley says in the clip above, "I don't care if I die, I just want to be rich and famous."
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Related: What It Costs To Create A Child Star [TheStreet]
Stage Moms Come To Blows Over Hair Weaves On I Know My Kid's A Star
It was pretty obvious from the get go that any interpersonal dramz on I Know My Kid's a Star would take place between the stage parents. On last night's episode, flashy mom Rocky decided to give herself a haircut so that she "wouldn't outshine [her] daughter" in the competition. Alai's mother Gigi — another strong character in the house — wasn't buying Rocky's story of her perfectly layered 'do, and went searching through the house to find discarded weave tracks. Why? Because she wanted to prove that Rocky was a liar, but also to "help everyone in America to know that people have weaves." Clip above.Related: What It Costs To Create A Child Star [TheStreet]
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