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New York, 1:46 PM
Tue Dec 22
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12:11 PM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Wow. Lens flare FTW.
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    Image of kittiquin kittiquin
    12:57 PM

    @hydrogen_jukebox: I suspect that big hair is hiding her vulcan heritage.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11:59 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    "It features lots of big pearls on rods."

    Pearls...necklaces...rods...

    That just writes its own joke.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12:08 PM

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): You just dropped two penis jokes on us in 7 minutes. That takes balls.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12:11 PM

    @GreyCat: I should write a dirty joke dicktionary.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12:18 PM

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): You might have enough for an encyclopeendia.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11:52 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Why would it seem so nuts that there's a fragrance put out by something Falic Group? After all, perfume is a luxury that is used foreskin.

    P.S. I hear their next fragrance will be repped by Urethra Franklin.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11:36 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Has anyone seen P. Diddy's I AM KING commercial? Its an instant classic.
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    12:46 PM

    @cinematheques: "I am badasss. I can jetski... IN A TUX! With moddles! I am king!!"
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    01:13 PM

    @LaMorena: "I hang out with girls who don't wear pants... in a helicopter! I am king!!"
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11:36 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    It sounds like Kate Moss is raising her daughter to be a real pain in the ass.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11:36 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Eva, my mom (and most other perfume allergy sufferers) wants you to know that you are part of the problem, not part of the solution.

    Also, what's up with that reflection on your shoulder?
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11:35 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Is that company really called The Falic Group? You can't make this stuff up...
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11:49 AM

    @Tippi Hedren: Next you're going to tell me there's something wrong with my perfume company - The Yonic Collective.
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