<![CDATA[Jezebel: hustler]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: hustler]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/hustler http://jezebel.com/tag/hustler <![CDATA[Porn Ultimatum]]> According to a press release, Hustler is parodying Kim Kardashian's reality show with Keeping It Up for the KardASSians, which promises "3-way action." Kinda gross, considering the women are supposed to be related.

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<![CDATA[Larry Flynt Wants To Keep Taint From The Family Business]]> Porn magnate Larry Flynt is suing his nephews Jimmy Flynt II and Dustin Flynt for producing what he calls "inferior" porn and slapping "Flynt" on it. He doesn't want to tarnish the family's image.

Jimmy and Dustin worked for Uncle Larry in his porn-pire for ten hard years until Larry fired them a year ago both for being unproductive. He gave them $100,000 severance packages despite them never having really worked at much, which they used to start their own porno company and produce a number of films including such obvious porn gems as Positive Exposure and Sex at Your Service. Larry, the producer of such opuses as Nailin' Paylin, has seen his nephews pornoriffic artistry and has declared it embarrassing to the Flynt family name and his preexisting porn empire that his nephews are trying to use to sell their inferior porn products.

Flynt's suing to prevent damage to the good Flynt name in the porn business, even though he is pretty sure that his nephews will fuck up their new business and he'll end up supporting them anyway. Dustin, the class one, had some thoughts to share with the press.

Dustin Flynt accused his uncle of filing the lawsuit out of "inferiority issues," and said trademark lawsuits were "a way for big business and rich people to put a muzzle on the little guy."

He said he worked his way up in the business over the years, and said his new film "surpasses anything Hustler's ever done."

"I spent a lot of blood, flesh and tears working directly for my family, and it wasn't easy," he said.

No, obviously, it was hard.

Porn Mogul Larry Flynt Sues Nephews Over Use Of Family Name [LA Times]

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<![CDATA[Political Porn]]> Last week, British actors Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais were employed by The Graham Norton Show to add some much needed British wit to the poetic script of the political porno, Who's Nailin' Palin. Naturally, Thandie Newton knocked such lines as "Why dontcha take yer nuts out of your little Gucci purse, grab your noodle and act like a man" and "Feast yer eyes on Mama's jugs," out of the park. Sigh. The NSFW — well, depending on how cool your boss is with sophisticated political discourse — clip can be viewed by clicking on the picture at left. [Funny Or Die]

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<![CDATA[Porn Barons Slide Into Flaccidity Obscurity]]> There is a nice eulogy, of sorts, to the end of the porn magnate era in the Financial Times today, noting the lackluster performance (pun completely intended) of many porn magnates' porn businesses. Hugh Hefner, Penthouse founder Bob Guccione, Hustler Larry Flynt and Brits Paul Raymond (himself deceased) and David Sullivan are all name-checked by way of noting that traditional porn outlets have gone the way of, well, elderly men's unmedicated boners, with low-cost amateur and illegal uploads winning the war for eyeballs and boners — lady- and traditional — if not for money. With the slow-but-steep decline (what is it with me and the penis jokes today?) of the older Barons of Porn, though, it's probably equally fair to ask the question: what does this bode for women in the industry?

Because if this is the end of the magazine era and of the DVD era — both fairly well-regulated businesses in terms of performer conditions — and, as Bob Guccione himself notes, the traditional media outlets are having difficulty figuring out how to compete with the Internet (no one said that an old guy can't catch up with the times eventually, it's just many of them die trying), is unregulated amateur the real future of porn? How can that be monetized in order to compensate performers — or can it be? Are women still exploited if they're doing in in exploration of their kinks (like, say, exhibitionism) and not for the financial profit of anyone at all? If there are no business records or even businesses, it'll get more and more difficult to track down those in "charge" of making the pornography or the women (or men) appearing in it to make sure that STI testing is done or that the performers are of age.

Lots has been written — some of it by former performers like Linda Lovelace and Tracy Lords— about the days of porn before which is was a semi-legitimate business enterprise. Say what you will about pornography, objectification and exploitation, the growing legitimization of the pornography industry — which led to much more government- and self-regulation — also led to a significant decrease in the kind of exploitation described by those performers as well as increased opportunities for women to participate in the higher-earning aspects of the production. If the era of professional production is leaving us and the performers, it's fair to ask what we can do to make sure the porn we choose to watch is made with the consent and pleasure of the participants.

Rise And Fall Of The Pornography Barons [Financial Times]
The Future of Media: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying That the Internet Will Consume Print [Huffington Post]

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<![CDATA[Cumming To A Smut Shop Near You: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story]]> Well, it was bound to happen: The Eliot Spitzer call girl scandal has been turned into a porn film and the title is perfect: Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story. (How great is it that the DVD box cover looks like the New York Post? Fleshbot has the NSFW version of the box cover.) The film is being released by Hustler, which has a long history of making sex and politics strange bedfellows. "This movie parody is an example of one of the reasons I went to the Supreme Court in 1988 — to make parody protected speech," Hustler publisher Larry Flynt said via a press release we received last night. The movie comes out May 27, but you can see the trailer after the jump. (No worries, it's safe for work.)


Plot synopsis from the press release:

Mike Horner, who bears a striking resemblance to the former governor, eagerly places his order with the Pimperor's Club. As "Client 69," he agrees to fork over thousands for an all-expense-paid trip so that his mistress, Kristen, can meet him in Washington, D.C. Kristen, played by Cassandra Cruz, arrives at the governor's hotel to find him eagerly awaiting her arrival. Watch as the governor reveals his overzealous sex drive and gets sucked and fucked by his sexy mistress. "Client 69" is under the impression that he is going to get away with his sexcapade, but little does he know there are FBI agents on a stakeout in the next room. The agents, played by Van Damage and Veronica Jett, are so incredibly turned on by what they are overhearing in the governor's room that they decide to have some fun of their own.

Related: Porn Of The Opportunistic Moment: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story"

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<![CDATA[Feminist Thinks Women Should Boycott Marc Jacobs]]> The "Fashion & Style" section of Today's New York Times features a story about the Juergen Teller photographs Marc Jacobs uses for advertising purposes. The ads are unlike ordinary fashion ads because the photographs are raw, overexposed and kind of mysterious. Cathy Horyn writes, "Buying something from Marc Jacobs is like joining a club. Of course, that can be a turnoff to some people, but that would matter only if Mr. Jacobs sought a justification for the ads, one beyond their ability to inspire and provoke. And since some of the ads barely show the clothes, clearly he is not." Of the new ads starring Victoria Beckham, Horyn says "Instead of looking like a glamorous celebrity, she has been rendered as an abstraction, a living doll." Fun, right? Over on Feministing, Courtney E. Martin finds those ads severely troubling. In fact, she suggests that we all boycott Marc Jacobs.

"On the one hand, I'm almost relieved that Beckham is owning the fact that she's selling herself as a product," Martin explains. "It's what so many of today's vacuous celebrities are doing anyway." But:

On the other hand, it all makes me sick. We've moved beyond 'the male gaze" and objectification; now girls can grow up worshiping Victoria in her painfully tall stilettos and aspiring to be seen as a "living doll," an inhuman product. Beyond the classic advertising trope of cutting women into pieces, this ad campaign also seems to suck the real life right out of them. Please, please, please boycott Marc Jacobs.
So many of you will say, "I can't afford Marc Jacobs anyway." Not the point. The heart of this issue is the use of a woman as an object. Sure, Victoria Beckham objectifies herself — and admits to it — but is it detrimental to our gender? There was a time when women were actually treated like objects, like property to be transferred; like a doll to be dressed up and adored — but meant to be beautiful and silent, passive and a being whose intellect and emotions were irrelevant. Have we come far enough that it's fun and fashionable to treat a woman like an inanimate object? If there was a photo of woman in a bag with only her legs sticking out on the cover of Playboy or Maxim, would we think it sexist? (Think about that famous 1978 Hustler cover.) Do we forgive Juergen Teller, Marc Jacobs and Posh Spice for this ad because it's "cool"?

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When Is a Fashion Ad Not a Fashion Ad? [NY Times]
Beyond Objectification: Woman as Product [Feministing]

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