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hellosunshine
11/19/08

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Mah humps, mah humps, mah lovelee camel humps...
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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
11/19/08

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Okay, not to be a prude, but "No". Ladybugs and Turtles I was down with. This looks (from the thumbnail) too much like two disembodied penises humping.
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CollegeCamel
11/19/08

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WHOA this is too weird! One of the dorms at my school is hosting a "sex week," and since our mascot is the Camel, the picture for the event page on facebook is THIS EXACT ONE!!! I was JUST looking at it before I came here....too weird.....
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morninggloria
11/19/08

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I wonder if they're going to smoke afterwards.
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Khrushchev
11/19/08

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That is exactly the expression my neighborhood pervert has as he watches my partner mount me.
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EkaterinaBallerina
11/19/08

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For many years my extended family rented a house in Rhode Island near the beach for the summer. The beach nearest to the house was a nude beach so we generally made the trek to the other, more tame beaches. Then one day my cousins and I decided to wander into the nearby nature conservancy with our very young cousin Claire. The four of us were greeted with a very graphic showing of turtle sex. I'm pretty sure that my little cousin was permanently scarred. I'm also pretty sure that taking into account the nude beach, that little hamlet is the world's secret sex den. Naked old people and violent, humping turtles. That's what I got when I saw this picture.
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skellywelly
11/19/08

@ekaterinaballerina: Do you speak of Narragansett? Clam cakes, Del's, and I'm in heaven!
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EkaterinaBallerina
11/19/08

@skellywelly: Maybe? The beach was, probably ironically, called Moonstone Beach. I should also add that one day, upon returning from the beach drive, a coyote pack ran through our driveway. Oh and the house was a mess, you had to walk up to get to the other side of one room. It's too bad Lewis Carroll didn't live long enough to spend a summer there. He'd have a lot to write about.
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TempleDrake
11/19/08

@ekaterinaballerina: I grew up down the street from Moon Stone Beach!!! They closed the nudist part, I believe, as a sanctuary for the piping plover.
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EkaterinaBallerina
11/19/08

@TempleDrake: Really?!? I am so jealous of you! I might rag on it a bit but those were some of the best summers of my life. You know the salt lake, at one of the nearby beaches? Yeah, my cousin and I totally swam across it one day and then had to hike back in the scorching sun.
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Dodai
11/19/08

@ekaterinaballerina: did you see this?
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solaana
11/19/08

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And ew, the top one drooled all over the bottom one (I'm not going to assume the gender here).
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cwisto moweina has got yer goat
11/19/08

@solaana: they're camels. They don't have a gender.
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I, Zombie Normal
11/19/08

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I wonder what the male camel's body language and post-coital cuddling will tell us about him.
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AwkwardTurtle
11/19/08

@AbbyNormal: I just hope he wipes her off first.
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BabyJane
11/19/08

@AbbyNormal: I think that's Joe Camel. He just smokes a cigarette then goes to sleep.
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I, Zombie Normal
11/19/08

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She's faking it.
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Penny
11/19/08

@AbbyNormal: I think she might be asleep...
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/19/08

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Dude. I half expect the spectators to hold up scorecards when Joe's done with Jane....
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JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
11/19/08

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OBVIOUS VOYEUR IS OBVIOUS
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/19/08

@Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: hahaha...FTW!
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Kivrin
11/19/08

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I just love that the humper is totally frothing at the mouth with exertion. Check it out, he totally drooled on the poor humpee's neck!
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R_Claw
11/19/08

@Kivrin: The frothing is a bit too real for me...yucky.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/19/08

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"The first 90 seconds are free, but you gotta pay up if you want to keep watching. Pervs."
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/19/08

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They look so serene - are the doing it tantric style?
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morninggloria
11/19/08

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Humps humping?

Head exploding.
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BabyJane
11/19/08

@morninggloria: Isn't that part of the Twelve Days of Christmas?

8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Humps a Humping
5 Golden Rings...
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