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    Image of alexherrera alexherrera
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    I'm sorry. I laughed. I think the joke isn't that her vagina is super strong but it's her muscular arms that broke the dildo. *Can't believe I actually wrote that*
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    Image of o-line o-line
    09/17/09

    @alexherrera: Disagree. It was "inside herself". They totally meant her vagina.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    09/17/09

    @o-line: Also...both of her hands are on the racquet.
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    Image of alexherrera alexherrera
    09/17/09

    @o-line: Yeah, but you need to insert it first and you use your arms to move it in and out, no?
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    Image of QuicheLorraine QuicheLorraine
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    Another day, another reduction of a successful, powerful and intimidating woman to her vagina.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    I don't see it. Did they take it down? Let me guess, the gist of it was "Serena Williams is a big, scary beast and whose vagina can break things in half"? Hilarious.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    09/17/09

    @MizJenkins: All it is is what you see above in this post. It's just...not even trying to be funny. However, there's another one that said "Bill Belichick Sports Flashdance Sweatshirt" that almost made me spit out my soup.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    I didn't know that Jason Whitlock started writing for The Onion.
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    They could have just joked about Serena's obvious physical strength with a gag like "annoyed Serena rips phone book in half" but they're turned on by her muscles, so they made it sexual and a bit degrading as well.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    This obviously goes hand in hand with the Megan Fox post from yesterday. The Onion is just ahead of the curve on the ladies-with-strong-vaginas meme.
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    Image of feather_spin feather_spin
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    I think it's something along the lines of "If you want to fuck this powerful, amazing woman, then YOU'RE WRONG IN THE HEAD BECAUSE HER VAGINA POWER WILL CRUSH YOU!!!"

    Ie: We are frightened by women who don't fit into our narrow definition of "women" and thus we must mock her.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    09/17/09

    @feather_spin: I think you're right on. I normally laugh at the Onion's inappropriate jokes because they are satirizing something bigger. I know this is tied to her outbursts at the Open, but there doesn't seem to be any satire other than "big scary woman would be dangerous to have sex with".
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    When an ill-tempered tennis diva and a marital aid love each other very much . . . . . .
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    Waaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    06/22/09

    In reply to Kitchen Not Hot Enough For Horny Teen Cook
    Reminds me of this horrid true story:

    SHEPHERDSVILLE, Ky. -- A Shepherdsville jury has awarded $6.1 million to a former McDonald's employee who was strip-searched and sodomized in a back office at the behest of a caller impersonating a police officer.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    06/22/09

    @Jack_Burton: That haunts me to this day. I cannot believe that people believe a random person on the phone is a police officer, and that the 'police officer' wants them to sexually assault a person.
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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/22/09

    In reply to Kitchen Not Hot Enough For Horny Teen Cook
    Reminds me of this... [jezebel.com]


    All is good when the gropings welcome, y'all.

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    Image of IceCreamIsAwesome IceCreamIsAwesome
    05/30/09

    In reply to What's So Funny About A Man With A Baby?
    Well whenever I attempt to hold my friend's babies they laugh their asses off, but I suppose films no longer achieve enough character development for an audience to understand my lack of mothering skills are hilarious but trust me they are dammit.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    05/29/09

    In reply to What's So Funny About A Man With A Baby?
    "but would people laugh at women who did the same things?"


    *ahem* AB-FAB.

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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    05/29/09

    In reply to What's So Funny About A Man With A Baby?
    I don't know...waking up and finding a baby I've never seen before in my room? Possibly one of the worst things, ever - be you man, woman, or beast.


    But I do agree with the rest of your points, Dodai.

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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    05/29/09

    In reply to What's So Funny About A Man With A Baby?
    Actually, now I'm imagining that picture with Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Jane Krakowski, and it looks WAY funnier.
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