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redqueenmeg
10/20/09

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Oh, MAN, the short chicks always get all the guys anyway! ;) #evolution
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MargaretMoony
10/20/09

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I COME FROM THE FUTURE. BOW BEFORE ME! #evolution
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KittyKittyCat
10/19/09

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DUDE! I am already woman of the future! #evolution
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PaintedTrollop
10/19/09

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From my lofty perch of 6', I say unto you "hell no." #evolution
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Jack_Burton
10/19/09

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And as you can see from the illustration, woman of the future is left-handed! #evolution
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GirlFailer
10/19/09

@Jack_Burton: Not necessarily true! I shoot lefty, golf lefty, and kick a ball lefty, but write with my right hand. Maybe the future woman is ambidextrous.

Edit: Well, technically I shoot the M16 right handed, but that's because hot brass comes out of the right side.
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sequined
10/19/09

@Jack_Burton: Most of Matt Groening's characters are left handed, which is part of why I find Ned's Leftorium so funny. #evolution
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Hlaode
10/19/09

@Jack_Burton: Also Leela may just want her right hand free for her hand gizmo. She gets tetris on that thing you know. #evolution
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bess marvin, girl detective
10/19/09

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healthier hearts = longer life span and longer reproductive windows = more children. unless they solve a potential food shortage, i don't see any of this as positive #evolution
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LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
10/19/09

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Well, I'm 5'2" and in the 190s. My heart is okay, but I haven't tried getting pregnant yet, so no word on that.

I can be woman of future? #evolution
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badmutha
10/19/09

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What about all that nonsense that people are getting taller every year? And plumpness = bad cholesterol and too much stress on the heart? Where do these people come up with this stuff? #evolution
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