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Is Mama Spears forcing Jamie Lynn into marriage with baby daddy Casey Aldridge? A family friend tells Star, "Jamie Lynn is having a shotgun wedding, and it's Lynne who is holding the shotgun!" • Kim Cattrall says that male actors are even more vain than the ladies. "I remember one actor who was doing his scene, he had to show a bit of his butt, right?," Cattrall recalls. "And he went to the gym, he hadn't eaten for weeks and he passed out on the set. (I thought,) 'You've got to be kidding!'" S-assy! • Hulk Hogan's son, Nick Bollea was sentenced to 8 months in prison for felony reckless driving today. The charges were stemming from an August 26 crash that left passenger John Graziano so seriously injured that he'll likely spend the rest of his life in a nursing home. Nick was also sentenced to 500 hours of community service, three years with his license revoked, and five years probation, during which time he is not allowed to drink. [Star, UPI, Us]
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Lindsay's New Role: Cokehead?
- A fight broke out on the set of Pharrell's new video a few hours before Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson showed up. Oh, and the N.E.R.D. song, "Everybody Nose," is about girls waiting on line for a club bathroom to do coke. [Page Six]
- Hey, guess who is making a cameo appearance in that video about cocaine? Your girl Lindsay! Classy. [Perez Hilton]
- Contrary to earlier reports, a source says Lindsay's album is on track to be released this fall. [People]
- As previously reported, Anne Hathaway's boyfriend, Italian property developer Raffaelo Follieri, was arrested for trying to pass a bad check for $250,000. [People]
- Also as previously reported: Naomi Campbell was arrested after a kerfluffle at Heathrow's Terminal 5, after a dispute involving a missing piece of luggage. Since Terminal 5 opened last week, more than 28,000 bags have been separated from their owners. Naomi is out on bail and must report to the police station in late May. [Yahoo News]
- There's some new strain of medical marijuana people are calling "Tom Cruise Purple" and guess whose lawyers are investigating? Spoil sport. [Rush & Molloy]
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Wow, Miley Cyrus really loves Jesus. On the latest installment of the youtube show Miley runs with her bff Mandy Jiroux called the "Miley and Mandy Show," Miley said, "We love Jesus! Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus!...Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We're all about it." • Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon had their marriage annulled today. Both parties accused the other of fraud, but there are no details about what kind of fraud. • The family of John Graziano, the Iraq vet who was permanently maimed after an aborted drag race in which he was riding shotgun with Nick Hogan, is suing the Hogan Family, as well as the family of the other driver. The allegations are that the Hogans knew of Nick's passion for speeding and were aware of his modified, speed racing vehicles." [People, Us, Perez]
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Hulk Hogan's Mother Is Awesome
This clip is from an old episode of Hogan Knows Best that re-aired today featuring Hulk Hogan's mother Ruth, who she is nothing short of awesome. Her favorite restaurant is Hooters, she likes low-cut tops from Fashion Bug, and she doesn't take shit from anyone. Happy Easter, everyone.
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Madonna Gave It To Justin Timberlake In The Ass
- While Justin Timberlake was working with Madonna on her album, Madge offered JT a B-12 shot. "She proceeds to pull a Ziploc bag of B-12 syringes out [of her purse] and says, 'Drop 'em.' I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants," Justin says. "She gave me a shot in my ass and looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life." [People]
- Last night, Madonna was been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Music. Makes the people. Come together. Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel. [Mirror]
- A source calls Lindsay Lohan's new friends "leeches." Maybe LL is used to that? CoughmommyDinacoughcough? [Page Six]
- Dina Lohan on her show, Living Lohan, which begins shooting on the 16th and will air around Memorial Day on E!: "Be nice to us." [Gatecrasher]
- "I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sure i am quite Nuerotic [sic] but 'Bi Polar'. Thats just slander." — Courtney Love. [Rush & Molloy]
- Yeah, yeah, we know. Patricia Heaton has no belly button. [TMZ]
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Kiki Dunst Finds Sobriety... And Love
- Kirsten Dunst has met a guy! In rehab! The same facility in which Lindsay Lohan met her man! And they don't charge extra for that! [Perez Hilton]
- Kate Moss has life-sized skeletons in her home, arranged horizontally, in the missionary position. Bones that bone? [Mirror]
- Lindsay Lohan: "I'm back on track and figuring out what's next. I'm recording right now... and being in the studio again has been really great. It's all coming together." Oh yeah, the world awaits your music, definitely. [People]
- Britney taught another dance class and the kids loved her! "I want to dance with Britney all the time because it's so much fun," 5-year-old Elissa says. Hanging with children is an upgrade from hanging with that paparazzi dude, right? [People]
- Mark Ronson: Seen making out with underage soap star Leven Rambin! [Page Six]
- Sorry ladies, but Daniel Craig has gotten engaged. Tragic! [The Sun]
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Hulk Hogan: Hooking Up With Brooke's Buddy?
- Did Hulk Hogan have an affair while he was still living with his wife, Linda? And was the woman he slept with a friend of his daughter, Brooke? [Perez Hilton]
- Nicole Richie's baby! On the cover of People! Cute! [People]
- Someone styled & shot Lindsay Lohan to look like a tired tranny hooker on the cover of Paper magazine. [The.Life Files]
- March 17: The date a judge will tell Sir Paul McCartney how many millions he has to give to ex Heather Mills. Mark your calendars! [Mirror]
- Is Amy Winehouse back on drugs? Friends say she feels rehab is turning her into "some sort of zombie with no emotion." She apparently says she feels "numb" and recently held a lighter over her hand and purposely burned her skin. Fuck. [The Sun]
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Jessica Alba: Totally Knocked Up
- Jessica Alba is pregnant! The father is boyfriend Cash Warren. Congrats? It's kind of worrying that they're on-again-off-again, sigh. Good luck, kids. [People]
- Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell supposedly pointed to Victoria" Posh Spice" Beckham's tummy during a show and allegedly said, "She's pregnant." Hahahahahaha, wait, what? [News.com.au]
- Madonna to New York City yoga class: "I want you all to leave." And they did! [Page Six]
- Speaking of her Madgesty, she was seen sporting two black eyes. Surgical procedure, perhaps? [Daily Mail]
- Custody battle news: Britney Spears will finally have her deposition taken under oath — today at 10 a.m. OMG. [TMZ]
- A French producer wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new film. But it's satire, see? [Page Six]
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Lindsay Lohan: Thankful For Psychotherapy?
- Lindsay Lohan and her family celebrated Thanksgiving with a day of group therapy! Meanwhile, her beau Riley Giles met the fam, then spent his nights partying without LL. Bad boyfriend! [Page Six]
- Oh, and Riley posted a bulletin on MySpace: "Theres some rumors circulating of a breakup... These "sources" are just bored, unemployed bloggers... Ny was a blAAst... I wished we could have stayed longer, minus me being forced to smile @ wOprah. what a whackjob!" OMG even he thinks Dina "White Oprah" Lohan is crazy! [ONTD]
- Britney Spears will get custody of her kids on Christmas Day, since KFed got 'em on Thanksgiving. Makes sense since Mama's got the dough for presents. [TMZ]
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Heidi Klum loves her funbags just as much as we do! • Is Hulk's wife Linda already recanting on her divorce papers? A source "close to the family" tells TMZ that Linda keeps saying to Hulk, "Can't we find a way to make this work?" • Did Heather Mills get a little work done in the wake of her seismic split with Sir Paul McCartney? Look at the evidence and decide for yourself. [Hollywood Rag, TMZ, Awful Plastic Surgery]
Heidi Klum loves her funbags just as much as we do! • Is Hulk's wife Linda already recanting on her divorce papers? A source "close to the family" tells TMZ that Linda keeps saying to Hulk, "Can't we find a way to make this work?" • Did Heather Mills get a little work done in the wake of her seismic split with Sir Paul McCartney? Look at the evidence and decide for yourself. [Hollywood Rag, TMZ, Awful Plastic Surgery]
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Britney Spears: Adopting Chinese Twins???
- UK's News Of The World is reporting that Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins. The paper isn't the type to have stories about the Loch Ness Monster dating Big Foot, but we still can't trust this "report." Seriously. [TMZ]
- Amy Winehouse was seen pulling something from her bra (not her beehive) and snorting it at a concert in London on Thursday. Think it was nasal spray? [Gatecrasher]
- But Amy may check into rehab in the new year, friends say. The trick isn't checking in, the trick is staying. [Daily Mail]
- Oprah Winfrey is the subject of an exposé. A man claims to have tapes in which an office manager speaks about Oprah's private life and business practices and reveal "what they don't want the public to know about [Oprah]." And yet he can't find a publisher for this project, hmm. [Page Six]
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It's A Paris-Free Zone For The Tabloids, Which Can Only Mean One Thing For Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt...
Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly binge on the sort of celebrity content we usually try so fastidiously to avoid every other day of the week. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to.
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