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Miley Cyrus Plans on Escalating Her Sinéad O'Connor Feud on SNL

There's a rumor going 'round this fine morning that Miley Cyrus will use her hosting/musical guest privileges tonight on Saturday Night Live to escalate her feud with Sinéad O'Connor to DEFCON 6. This will most likely entail, explains the magpie contracted to spy on NBC's Studio 8H, a Weekend Update routine and… » 10/05/13 11:30am 10/05/13 11:30am

Jay-Z Calls Twerk Enthusiast Miley Cyrus ‘Old World's Worst Nightmare’

During a charmingly goofy Twitter Q&A in which the world learned that Jay-Z had a childhood love affair with Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Hova was asked about some lyrics from his song "Somewhere In America" off Magna Carta Holy Grail: "Feds still lurking, They see I'm still putting work in/Cause somewhere in… » 7/09/13 9:00am 7/09/13 9:00am

Rumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting Director

One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for personal privacy on, you know, a nationally broadcast awards show. Its detractors could have predicted this next turn of events, which, of course, is a resurgence in tabloid stories about Foster,… » 1/15/13 9:00am 1/15/13 9:00am

Human Ipecac Hulk Hogan Is Opening a 'Breastaurant' Because the World…

Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk. Hulk. Listen, little buddy. Grab a knee. The point of a "restaurant" is to make the food go down, not up. So why on earth would you put the words "Hulk Hogan" and "breastaurant" in the elevator-pitch for your business plan? When just reading those words in the same sentence is an emetic… » 12/27/12 8:00pm 12/27/12 8:00pm

Shocker: Lindsay Lohan Forgets to Show Up for Work on The Canyons

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Lindsay Lohan's gotta blow off her obligations on the set of every single movie she's worked on for the last five years. In other words, if you play with fire, fire is probably gonna do drugs and drink Red Bull all night and wake up at 4 PM in a bed at the Four Seasons, trying to… » 10/19/12 9:00am 10/19/12 9:00am

Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of …

Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The… » 10/18/12 9:00am 10/18/12 9:00am

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Back On, Spotted Moping…

In their first documented outing together since Sandersgate, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted with a big group of friends in Los Feliz at a bar (somewhat hilariously) named Ye Rustic Inn. God, of course those two do the Big Group Hang, just like those 14-year-old Goth kids who stand around the… » 10/16/12 9:00am 10/16/12 9:00am

Susan Sarandon Talks About That Time She Was Sexually Assaulted on the…

Once upon a time, Susan Sarandon was a struggling young actress trying to break into the industry and simultaneously avoid being groped by gross casting directors. In a recent interview for Elle's November issue, Sarandon talks about a particularly "disgusting" experience from her early days in New York City, when she… » 10/14/12 11:00am 10/14/12 11:00am

Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Mitt Romney

Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right… » 10/12/12 9:00am 10/12/12 9:00am

Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a Schwarzenegger

This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is… » 10/10/12 9:00am 10/10/12 9:00am

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross's Wedding Was Basically an Alt-Music…

"Yo La Tengo playing Superchunk, Mission of Burma and Pixies covers" is one unsurprising description of Amber Tamblyn and David Cross' cool-as-fuck nuptials. Tobias Fünke, 48, and Joan of Arcadia, 29, have been dating for the last four years, and this is the first marriage for both of them. Filmmaker Lance Bangs, in… » 10/08/12 9:00am 10/08/12 9:00am

Christina Hendricks Loathes Being Called 'Full-Figured'

Christina Hendricks got miffed after being called full-figured by a Sun-Herald interviewer just before the cameras rolled: "I think calling me full-figured is just rude." Hendricks and her representatives have been prickly about discussing her body in the press before (one member of the press was warned "not to ask… » 10/05/12 9:22am 10/05/12 9:22am

22 Families Affected By The Reality TV Divorce Curse

There have been seven divorces that have occurred on The Real Housewives franchise in the five years since its premiere. The most recent casualty of this "divorce curse," Vicki Gunvalson, blames reality TV for her marital troubles telling CNN recently, "We didn't have 90 percent of the problems that we have now and I… » 5/02/11 5:15pm 5/02/11 5:15pm