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    Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I found Maratha's quote disturbing. And Hugh Hefner's. But "bloody little mouths" just freaked me the fuck out. #hughhefnertwitter
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    11/12/09

    @MargaretMoony: She's now #1 on my list of "people to contact when I need to get rid of a body" just for that. #hughhefnertwitter
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    11/13/09

    @Michelle13: Maratha would be bomb at getting rid of dead bodies in creative ways. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Serena wants to talk to you about God's plan, Britney. Oh, and stuffing balls down the fucking throats of cockeyed officials. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I've often wondered what subjects Hugh and these young ladies could possibly have in common. Besides their love for being naked and Hugh's love for looking at naked ladies, there's really nothing there. Just from Hugh's perspective, doesn't he like having people around who can actually relate to where he's coming from? I mean, I find myself having a hard time talking to people who don't remember tape decks, were not around when Michael Jackson was a god, have never known the joy of watching new episodes of the Thundercats or haven't a clue what in the hell a Glow Worm is.

    I imagine there's just a lot of smiling and nodding in Hugh's "relationships".

    Oh, and boning.

    Lots of Viagra-supported boning. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Hugh Hefner realizes that the "twins" are actually two separate people right? #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Oh, silly! Hugh knows that women aren't people. Or women! They're girls. Duh! #hughhefnertwitter
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    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Maybe they went under the knife to get individual personality implants. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I hope Lady GaGa never takes Lohan up on that one, I have far too much respect for her and such an action would seriously upset me... #hughhefnertwitter
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Yes, Chris Brown. Unfortunately, for every one person that yells at you, there will be two thousand who want to take their picture with you. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    This Tweet Beat confuses me. There's faux families, sexual harassment training, new world orders, someone named Rae Rae, third person narration, and mystery gifts. I don't understand what anyone is saying!

    I assume this means that I am old.
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    Image of Misiula Misiula
    11/12/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, I wish there was more commentary on the tweets. I've never heard of many of these celebs. Who's Erika Christensen? (sorry if I messed up the spelling of her name but I had to look up while typing this) #hughhefnertwitter
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    11/13/09

    @Misiula: Erika Christensen is an actor. She was in Traffic. She also bears a striking resemblance to Julia Stiles. Come to think of it, I have never seen the two together in a movie before. Hmm, curious. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    11/13/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: That is EXACTLY how I would have described her! Aside from the movie "Traffic" and her resemblance to Julia Stiles, I know nothing about her. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Misiula Misiula
    11/13/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Thanks! #hughhefnertwitter
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    11/13/09

    @GreyEminence: She is also a Scientologist since birth, if I recall correctly. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I've thought the same thing about flight attendants. I always try to look at them, like, "hey, someone is paying attention!" But they always have a puss on.

    Personally I prefer Virgin America's new pre-flight video. Especially the nun with all the tech gadgets. Always makes me laugh. #hughhefnertwitter
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Can we please find the drunk woman who cursed Chris Brown out and give her a medal? Please? I so sorely wish I had that opportunity... #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Why does Pervy Hef feel compelled to remind us how old he is all the time?
    Did the twins have tubal ligations? #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Can I just call everyone's attention to the amazingness that is Thomas Lennon's tweets?

    thomaslennon Sleep tight! Remember -- the odds of you combusting spontaneously in your sleep are almost zero. (Not zero.) #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: LOL! #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/12/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Love him. I was so sad to see the tweet about him hanging up his shorts when Reno got cancelled. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    1. And by "minor surgery" Hugh means "breast implants" I assume. (DEEP SIGH) I was pleasantly surprised that the twins had not gotten fake objects implanted into their chests...and I guess that dream that crashed and burned. I had just said to my roommate "You know, those girl have great bodies, especially because of their awesome natural boobs."

    2. At least PRETEND that Britney is writing her own tweets instead of fucking up and talking in the third-person when advising of the hacking situation. I can assure you if my twitter account was hacked I wouldn't remark "Jinxy McDeath's account was hacked. Sorry, to all of Jinxy McDeath's followers." Publicist fail.

    3. That woman wasn't drunk, Chris Brown...she was the only one who wasn't stupid enough to forgive you because you can dance well.

    4. Alex McCord your snootiness knows no bounds. Also, your kids are annoying and the Dutchess was likely giving them a proper talking to.

    5. Lindsay Lohan, no one wants to do anything with you until you stop doing drugs and drinking. I don't know how that could be made more clear to you...since no one has been doing anything with you since you have been back on drugs and drinking. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of robyngraves robyngraves
    11/12/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: They make it clear who writes Britney's tweets. Sometimes she does, sometimes a tour manager does, sometimes someone else. They all sign their name afterwards. She writes one or two a week. #hughhefnertwitter
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    11/12/09

    @robyngraves: @evilqueenmagda: I stand corrected on the Britney twits. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    My Tweet would say:

    I look forward to #tweetbeat every single day!

    Kookla #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of frankie22 frankie22
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I think Lindsay believes Twitter is a magical genie that will make her wishes come true. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/12/09

    @frankie22: It's a little saddening to me that Lindsay keeps vocalizing who she wants to work with and it doesn't ever seem to materialize. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Grrrlfriend Grrrlfriend
    11/12/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: I agree that it's depressing. Especially when she tweets all these celebs and invites them to things or tells them she likes their new soandso and no one ever responds back to her. Not even a "@lilo Sorry, I can't make it but have a good time!" or even a "@lilo Thank you!" It's just dead air. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, God, I know! It literally makes me want to weep. She's like the sweet, sad little girl on the playground who no one wants to play with. I'll play with you Lindsay! And I'll give you pants! And a shower! :( #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    @frankie22: Oh god you're soooo right. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Wait, two women are collectively recovering from a minor surgery?

    Also: die in a fire, Chris Brown. (apologies to wtfox?!) #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/12/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Probably gallbladder surgery, right? I can't imagine any other small surgery they would be getting. Not a single one. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of MrsAbraxas MrsAbraxas
    11/12/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I guess it's a twin thing - one goes under the knife & recuperates; the other recuperates empathetically? #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Diadorina Diadorina
    11/12/09

    @GirlFailer: The first thing that I thought was wisdom tooth extration. #hughhefnertwitter
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    11/12/09

    @Diadorina: Heh. I was being sarcastic. I'm guessing it was a nipple tuck or something like that. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Diadorina Diadorina
    11/12/09

    @GirlFailer: Ha! Me too. I don't think they're old enough to remove their wisdom teeth...I'm guessing breast implants. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of kctomorrow kctomorrow
    11/12/09

    @yvanehtnioj: the tweet about those women recovering from "minor surgery" made me really sad.
    I feel like living at the playboy mansion would be my own personal handmaids tale. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    11/12/09

    @Diadorina: A friend had hers out in high school (we cruelly called her chipmunk cheeks for a week because we were CRUEL), so I don't think even Hef's girlfriends are too young. #hughhefnertwitter
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