@token_illiterate_commenter: Well, at least he had the self-awareness to realize, if only in retrospect, that he looked like a porn *star*. Or an off-duty Village Person. #fullhousetwitter
@token_illiterate_commenter: I think his real question is: why do the two of us look like idiots and yet John Stamos eternally withstands the tests of time? #fullhousetwitter
@booter26: Long time reader, first time poster and I hope I don't ruin my reputation here (because I have practically fallen in love with all of you) with my first post here, but as cheesy and goofy and unattractive as a I thought Bobby Saget was back in the Full House days, I think he's a fox now. Like a dirty professor. My full-time Full House love will always belong to John Stamos, however. That man is age resistant. #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: yeah, well, your face weirds me out.
OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: I don't LOVE hello kitty but I have a HK necklace and cig case.
Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
@sassyredhead: Do you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Cuz the dick towels are gross out of context but in the context of the show, it just slays me. #fullhousetwitter
I actually bought some of those (I will defend them to my death, they are comfortable) without hearing that heinous word until I got home and was greeted with, "oh wow, are those jeggings?"
@AndNowForSomethingDifferent: If I had my druthers, I'd spend all my time in yoga pants and Uggs, so anything comfortable automatically gets a pass. The name, though, cannot be justified. #fullhousetwitter
@Spike49: yeah, jeggings are just denim-impersonating leggings. No pockets or fly. I'm wearing some skinny jeans right now, and I swore up and down I never would. I think it just takes the right pair.
Anywhoo, who says you can't live in leggings? Just make sure to wear a tunic long enough to cover your legging-induced camel toe (not to be confused w/the ANTM barbie toe). #fullhousetwitter
@prestocaro fears the culling: ''Jeggings'' baffle me. Comfort, okay. Skinny jeans, okay. But if your jeans need to be so tight they aren't jeans and are in fact, technically, TIGHTS, just...no. Leggings with the appearance of pockets and buttons, but not actual pockets or buttons is just not okay. I bet the texture is all grippy feeling and makes your lady parts sweat. Poor lady parts. #fullhousetwitter
I swore I would never wear them, but then I worked at a take out food place and was on my feet for four straight hours, so I caved. And they're damn comfortable... (so are their flip flops and sort of lined winter ones) #fullhousetwitter
@Penny: "The Twins" is appropriate if they're talking about the team of Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau, Joe Nathan, and Carlos Gomez. Otherwise, no. #lindsaylohantwitter
@Penny: My Grandma's a twin and people still refer to her and my Great-Uncle as "the twins." Or use Brother and Sister instead of their given names. #lindsaylohantwitter
Yeah I know an crazy number of twins, fraternal, identical, old, young. The only ones I've referred to as "the twins" are toddlers. And that's only because I can never remember their damn names.
@MargaretMoony: Oh man. My great-aunt and great-uncle, my g'ma's younger siblings, were each a half of a twin-set. Each one's twin had died young. They STILL got referred to as twins. #lindsaylohantwitter
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@Penny: From what I've seen of the show, they do whatever they can to play up the interchangeable bimbo porn type. They always dress alike, it's tres weird. #lindsaylohantwitter
Katie Perry is self aware. Color me shocked/impressed.
As suspected Lindsay's dad took out his own "sage advice" and left her own heartfelt feelings so she looked worse off. She may be an addict, but he's a shitty dad. Huh.
Star Jones also surprises me on tweetbeat daily. If she feels that surgery helped her, I'm glad she's happy now. #lindsaylohantwitter
@Working-for-the-weekend: Oh good god, but I love her crazy.
See, if Lindsay could pull off crazy, everything would be okay, no one would be on her case. However, she's just shy of crazy. #lindsaylohantwitter
is it bad that I considered getting twitter just to answer Martha's sheet question? and just generally participate in bed sheet related discussion? If I'd known that was what Twitter was all about, I would have joined years ago! #dollypartonchiropractor
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I am weirded out when it is too a Mariah Carey extreme, or when it's bed-related. But YOU HAVE A CARTOON OWL AS YOUR PICTURE. So there.
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Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
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I actually bought some of those (I will defend them to my death, they are comfortable) without hearing that heinous word until I got home and was greeted with, "oh wow, are those jeggings?"
And then I liked them slightly less. #fullhousetwitter
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I would live in leggings if I could get away with it, but this I cannot get behind. #fullhousetwitter
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Anywhoo, who says you can't live in leggings? Just make sure to wear a tunic long enough to cover your legging-induced camel toe (not to be confused w/the ANTM barbie toe). #fullhousetwitter
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I swore I would never wear them, but then I worked at a take out food place and was on my feet for four straight hours, so I caved. And they're damn comfortable... (so are their flip flops and sort of lined winter ones) #fullhousetwitter
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Maybe that's his problem!! #lindsaylohantwitter
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As suspected Lindsay's dad took out his own "sage advice" and left her own heartfelt feelings so she looked worse off. She may be an addict, but he's a shitty dad. Huh.
Star Jones also surprises me on tweetbeat daily. If she feels that surgery helped her, I'm glad she's happy now. #lindsaylohantwitter
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See, if Lindsay could pull off crazy, everything would be okay, no one would be on her case. However, she's just shy of crazy. #lindsaylohantwitter
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