Yelpers Review Imaginary $8 Billion Abortionplex

Yelp reviews for the mythical Abortionplex follow classic paradigms: "Just don't get what all the hype is about....I had to wait FOREVER for a Fallopian Innertube," and "This place was so much cooler when...." Best: "My Walgreen's abortion was better." » 6/01/11 1:27pm 6/01/11 1:27pm