Trojan 2Go: a uniquely portable condom, unlike all the other condoms on the market that won't fit into your pocket...
Wait, what? I'm also confused by the "shareable" part of Trojan's pitch. I'm going to break the packet in half and give one of them to... whom? The couple I see out dancing who shouldn't, in my esteemed opinion, be procreating like the disco freaks who begat the movie disruptor? I don't get it. #condomad
It always bothers me how people want to adopt dogs that they saw in the media. I volunteered at the Humane Society and whenever a dog was featured in the newspaper or tv as up for adoption people would come in wanting the dog. What happens when it was already adopted? They'd mostly just turn around and leave.
There are *so* many animals out there in need I am not necessarily against spending the money and resources on a larger number of animals instead of just one. #condomad
"Scientists from the University of California tested the pain threshold of 25 women in various situations and found that they didn't hurt as much when their romantic partner was holding their hand, and experienced even less pain when just looking at his picture."
This link goes to the "Mr. Yale" article instead of the article described, and I really want to read the study! #condomad
Ann Coulter's right, of course. She and Rush and Sarah Palin and their brand of conservative commentator... they're just all so silenced by the media. #condomad
Jill Berry I think that is a wonderful idea if in the same breath you tell girls that it's okay if they don't beat themselves up for rushing to get married and have children in order to focus on their careers. The point should be don't beat yourself up for choosing your choice. #condomad
@Triana Orpheus: I'm sort of concerned that she used the words 'lesser job.' I assume she just means a job that makes less money or is only part time. Or raising children. Or running the household. Or all three. Calling any of these 'lesser' is why Daddy can't be expected to make dinner, or Mommy doesn't get to decide where they go on vacation, because he's got the 'important' job. #condomad
Seriously dudes, the minute I got my first Gardasil shot I was all "oooh, gotta go get me some teen sex!" and then my doctor reminded me that I was 26 and too old to have teen sex, which was rather disappointing. #hpvvaccine
Okay crazypants social conservatives, what if I bought your argument, despite this study, and my own common sense. Now, you only need to convince me why teen sex is worse than cancer. #hpvvaccine
I heard the UK wanted to halt administration of the vaccine in the weeks leading up to Halloween out of fear that it would cause teenage girls to choose sluttier costumes. #hpvvaccine
I was a test subject in the clinical trials of this. I was specifically instructed not to sign up for the study if I expected to have more than 2-3 new partners per year. #hpvvaccine
Well, thank goodness. That quells so many of my deepest, darkest fears. I can't even count the number of nights I've lain awake, afraid for all the innocent young girls who might be transformed into raging Whores of Babylon by a shot to the arm. #hpvvaccine
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Wait, what? I'm also confused by the "shareable" part of Trojan's pitch. I'm going to break the packet in half and give one of them to... whom? The couple I see out dancing who shouldn't, in my esteemed opinion, be procreating like the disco freaks who begat the movie disruptor? I don't get it. #condomad
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There are *so* many animals out there in need I am not necessarily against spending the money and resources on a larger number of animals instead of just one. #condomad
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This link goes to the "Mr. Yale" article instead of the article described, and I really want to read the study! #condomad
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-We don't want our daughters to be sluts because they could get a disease.
-What? They can get vaccinated against the disease?
-We don't want our daughters to get vaccinated because then they would be sluts. #hpvvaccine
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Where's the vaccine that turns teens into ZOMBIES? #hpvvaccine
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