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    Neil Patrick Harris Stars in "The Inappropriate Snowman"

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    Image of salthegeek salthegeek
    12/03/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris Stars in "The Inappropriate Snowman"
    Is it bad that Barney reminds me of my self. Except for the one night stands?
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    12/03/09

    @salthegeek: Didn't you hear? It's awesome!
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    salthegeek promoted this comment sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
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    12/04/09

    @salthegeek: Ha! I was telling my mom the other day how the two characters I identify most with on HIMYM are Barney & Robin, and she was like, "That might not be a good thing."
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/03/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris Stars in "The Inappropriate Snowman"
    I think it's clear that NPH + children's television icons= GOLD.
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    12/03/09

    @Dodgergirl: (that was supposed to be accompanied by this)
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/03/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris Stars in "The Inappropriate Snowman"
    I love his delivery of the line "I'll punch a baby". It's kind of missing something without his Barney face but still hilarious.
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    12/03/09

    @thecameralovesyou: I just re-saw that episode today. Legen...wait for it...
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    12/03/09

    @sayah: I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of the word is DAIRY!
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    12/03/09

    @venegirl: Internet five!

    There is nothing in the rules that says I have to be subjected to this kind of psychological torture. You can slap my face, but you cannot slap my mind!
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/03/09

    @sayah: In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland.
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    12/03/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Hi. Have you met me?

    Think of me as Yoda. Only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/03/09

    @sayah: You are forcing me to be the voice of reason. And that’s not a good look for me!
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/03/09

    @thecameralovesyou: hearted!

    -Who do you root for in "Die Hard"?
    - Hans Gruber. Charming international bandit. In the end, he dies hard. He's the title character.
    - What about "The Breakfast Club"?
    - The teacher running detention. He's the only guy in the whole movie wearing a suit.
    - I've got one. "The Terminator".
    - What's the name of the movie, Robin? Who among us did not shed a tear when his little red eye went out in the end, and he didn't get to kill all those people?
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/03/09

    @sayah: Hearted right back. Hearts over our mutual Barney love.

    Hi, leg warehouse? Yeah, my friend Ted needs something to stand on....So, nothing for him to stand on? Ok, thanks so much.
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    12/03/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Sorry, buddy, wish I could help you, but my hands are tied. Oh, no, wait. That was last night.
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    12/03/09

    @sayah: We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be legendary! Snowsuit up!

    (we could do this all night! (thatswhatshesaid))
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    12/03/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Freeze frame high five ! True Story!

    When it's my time to R.I.P. I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it. BUCK NAKED. Yeah. It's gonna be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies. What up?
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/03/09

    @sayah: Okay, pep talk - You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get em, tiger!
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    12/03/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Oh, he's good. Classic seduction technique. I use it all the time. First, I buy her, and by her I mean you, a drink. Then I pretend to be interested in whatever she cares about, for you that would be the.. environment. I be all sympathetic and before you know it, you're naked in my apartment shouting, "Oh-oh, Ba-ar-nee-ee-ee!" And by you, I mean her...
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/03/09

    @sayah: The world is going to come to an end tonight. Yes think about it. End of the World, Nostradamus, Notre Dame, Fighting Irish, Irish, St. Patrick's Day. This is it Bro. Bro-pacalypse Now... Bro-Mageddon.
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    12/03/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Ok, that's it. Attention, Canada. I'm Barney, from America, and I'm here to fix your backward-ass country. Number one, get real money. Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a joke. Number two, and this is a biggie, quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away because you know what, you don't want her, I'm planting my flag in her if you know what I mean-which you probably don't- and getting her the hell out of here. You may now return to being pointless.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/03/09

    @sayah:
    - This is the happiest moment of my life! Marshall, the way I feel about not having kids. I never knew I could love something this much. That's why, I'm creating a holiday. From now on, today will be known as "Not A Father's Day"!
    - Wow, you're creating a holiday.
    - Why not? Everybody gets a day - mothers, fathers, Bastille's...why can't there be a day for those who are single and like it that way?

    (and PS. as a Canadian, I had such mixed emotions about that episode! I LOVE jokes which mock Canadians, but I feel like they didn't mock ENOUGH. We have so much material! Use it HIMYM!)
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    Image of R-V R-V
    12/03/09

    @sayah: @thecameralovesyou: I. Love. You. Yes, both of you. If there was a way I could carry your spawn simultaneously, I would.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/04/09

    @R-V: Wow, happy morning to me. :D
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/04/09

    @thecameralovesyou: - You know what it is? We were having sex. M
    en and women need sex to live together. It... it solves all disputes.
    - Oh, like Barney's theory about world peace.

    - So I explain to her... I said, "Madeleine, every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tension."
    - Every international conflict?
    - Every single one, dude.
    - So the crisis in the Middle East could be solved by...
    - Gaza Strippers! Next...
    - Apartheid.
    - Apart thighs! What else you got?
    - Cold war.
    - Mrs. Gorbachev, take down those pants!
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/04/09

    @sayah: @sayah: I have posted this before... and I will probably post it again. But there is NO way that this won't make you laugh. Especially the Joey Buttafuoco pants.

    Oh and also...

    The point is, marriage is stupid. Every day new 22-year olds go into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they’re getting dumber.
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    12/04/09

    @R-V: That would be super helpful!

    (I love that there's HIMYM love on Jez. Two of my favourite things, living together in harmony)
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/04/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Like a giant piggy bank! Why not start on take zero? Hold on! Hold on! OMG that is funny!

    I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out. If you'll excuse me, holiday is the time when people are lonely and desperate. It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/04/09

    @sayah: I think I've run out! You've best me... You. have bested. me.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/04/09

    @thecameralovesyou: So I'm your win(g)girl?

    Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. Hey Babe Ruth, easy big fella, let's not hit too many homers. Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. America's laughed enough
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/04/09

    @sayah: Ok that one about Steve Gutenberg actually made me laugh at work. Damn you sayah!

    -Where's your suit?? Just once, when I say "suit up", I wish you'd put on a suit!
    - I did, that one time.
    - .... It was a BLAZER!
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/04/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Ladies and gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight's Top Ten list. The category: top ten things I would've called my truck...

    - It was never your truck.
    - If Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back.
    - It was a rental.
    - Number ten, "The Winne-Bango." Number nine, "The Pick-Up Truck." Number eight, "The Ford Explore Her." Number seven, "The You Scream Truck." You Scream. Number six, "Feels on Wheels!" Hello! Number five, "The Ride Her Truck." Number four, "The 18-Squealer." Number three, "The Esca-Laid." Number two, "The Slam-Boni."

    and... the number one thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back... "The '69 Chevy."
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    12/04/09

    @sayah: Wow, that was dedication
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/03/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris Stars in "The Inappropriate Snowman"
    quite enjoyable. though I imagine CBS will be receiving many a nasty, caustic letter, don't you think?
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris Stars in "The Inappropriate Snowman"
    That is hands down awesome. A topper of the South Park original.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/25/09

    In reply to Sunday Night Wrap-Up
    With that video as inspiration, I feel like I should inaugurate a #howimetyourmother comment tag. For the purpose of obsessive quoting, video posting, episode discussing, and Canadian bashing (but not really, because Canada is awesome). #openthread
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    10/25/09

    @Dodgergirl: HIMYM is one of my favorite shows ever. Barney & Robyn dating is freaking me out though. #openthread
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    Image of SisterRay73 SisterRay73
    10/18/09

    In reply to "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
    Yeah I've been craving burgers too...FUR burgers. #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of foodandshoes foodandshoes
    10/18/09

    In reply to "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
    He looks good for staying up all night snorting coke off of strippers #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of memphreblues memphreblues
    10/18/09

    In reply to "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
    Legen-wait for it... #neilpatrickharris
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    10/20/09

    @memphreblues: And I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the next word is... #neilpatrickharris
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    10/18/09

    In reply to "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
    the answer to the never ending question.
    what would nph do?
    suit up thats what #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/18/09

    In reply to "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
    Hello, hello... good evening. Didn't we meet on a yacht? #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    10/18/09

    In reply to "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
    Suit up! #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of bellejay bellejay
    10/18/09

    In reply to "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
    Homina, homina.

    #gayguysiwanttobang #neilpatrickharris
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    10/18/09

    @bellejay: Those lucky lucky gays! #neilpatrickharris
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    10/18/09

    In reply to "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
    With his freeze ray he will... STOP...the world... #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of erinna erinna
    10/18/09

    In reply to "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
    Ok, here's the thing. NPH lives in NYC. I live in NYC. All gay guys need a female BFF. Where do I put in my application to be his? #neilpatrickharris
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    10/18/09

    @erinna: As if anyone would share that information if they had it. If I knew where it was, I'd break into the place and steal all good applications and just leave mine and the crappy ones. #neilpatrickharris
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