Hello, fellow humans! I am writing to you from inside the world of Jennifer Lopez’s All I Have Las Vegas show—a rhinestone-studded utopia filled with hoverboards, glittering 6 trains, and wonder!
Colleges banned them from their campuses, airlines banned them from their planes, your mom banned them from her dang house—along with Ryan, who’s still as no-good as ever—and now, Amazon has banned them from its store. Mashable reported Wednesday that “all hoverboards, regardless of brand, [have been] scrubbed from…
“Funny” hoverboard videos are more and more common these days, but this particular one is new.
Brandi Glanville will never hover again! (Unless she’s in the same room with Eddie and LeAnn.) People reports the 43-year-old reality star lived my greatest trend-related nightmare recently when she fell off a hoverboard and sustained injuries that “sent her to the hospital.”
Plenty of people opened up a gift to find a hoverboard this year. A hearty chunk of that group has already crashed them. Combining a combustible gimmick-toy with a day filled with alcoholic beverages and familial angst is a recipe for wiping out.
So you’ve just received and unpacked your brand new “hoverboard,” or self-balancing scooter, or “Swagway”—whatever you want to call it. No doubt you are delighted with your new toy, but don’t go riding it around the streets and sidewalks of London, because the cops say that’s illegal.
