this segment is terrible. every day, no matter who does it, the concept of two people chatting about mornign news and me having to read it is boring and terrible. there must be a better way.
Completely off topic, but if you don't want to pay for internet at Starbucks, get one of those starbucks gift cards, put some money on it, use it, register it online, and voila, free internet.
OMG, ANOTHER wacky email from my MOM just came in.
She and my dad went to a Halloween party at their church this weekend and my dad dressed up as Joe the Plumber. According to her: "bald cap, tool box, monkey wrench and shirt with Joe's Plumbing written on it." Aw, my dad.
Can someone be servicy while I ask some stupid-foreigner questions about today's voting?
1. Why are the ques so long in the polling stations? Are they few and far between? Is there a reason for that? The UK and US have similaer percentage turnouts, and I have always lived in high population density areas, but have never had to que, or to travel more than 5 minutes to the booth.
2. What is all this? [news.bbc.co.uk] I know there are different ways of voting- but what is Obama doing, feeding a sheet into a computer or something. Does anyone still just put an X in a box?
3. I have spent many years defending the US to some quite anti-US people. What the hell I am going to say to them if you choose wrong?
@ilikenoise: Russell Brand until I die.: 1. Not sure about this one. There were at least three polling places within a square block of where I live, but still long lines. Part of it might be that in Minnesota you can only get paid time off to vote if you do it in the morning.
2. Ballots where you fill in the bubble can be read automatically by machines. It's how we score standardized tests as well. Different states do it different ways, though.
@ilikenoise: Russell Brand until I die.: Voter turnout in the US is historically crappy. This election, things are a little different. However, they can only do so much to increase the number of voting machines and polling places available. Thus, longer lines.
Voting machines are different from state to state. That looks like it may have been a paper ballot that was then fed into a machine, but I really can't tell. My home state has it all on a machine, which kind of scares me. I want a paper trail of my vote, damnit! Luckily mine has one. Voting absentee means I got to fill in a little circle :)
And if we choose wrong... Let's not even think about that.
I voted! No lines at my precinct, though the parking lot was deadly.
It was a curiously emotional moment for me. I don't know why it should be. I've voted in Presidential elections before. And I'm a hardened cynic. But today I felt like I might have done something that mattered.
Oh for heaven's sake, I just got an incredibly long screed from this man who's a consultant on this contract I work on at my job. Bear with me and get out your tiny violins:
Well, I'm at the local polling place now and the line is easily 500 deep. To put that in context, this is the third presidential election at this location for me and there's never been any line. Ever. I've been standing here for 45 minutes and I've probably moved through 25 percent of the line.
Helpfully for nearly all of you, everyone is voting for your guy. I am starting to feel like I really shouldn't have bothered. Not only that, but the outcome is evidently such a foregone conclusion that there are no party canvassers anywhere to be seen, so no Ted Kennedy glaring at me for the third time running. Which is nice, but yet sad. The old guy and I have such a history.
On the flip side, I just got an email that the new BlackBerry is out, so I will engage in the time honored tradition of damping my sorrows with some good old fashioned consumer spending. What could be more American than that?
Final note from Little Big Horn: Even though I've seen this coming for months if not years, and to a certain extent its entirely deserved, it's still a punch in the face and I think its going to leave a mark.
I hope this guy knows what he is doing.
He sent this out in a mass email to like 30 people.
@rmric0.is.the.liberal.media.establishment: Part of my job is forwarding an electronic newsletter we subscribe to as it's somewhat relevant to our field called "The Chronicle of Higher Education." The last one had some headline about Obama leading the student vote. A couple of people got really ticked at me. So freaking annoying.
Its all over now. I just threw away my vote on a cranky war hero who endured more than I ever could on behalf of his country in Hanoi, then forced me to tolerate his excreble campaign just so I could get an approximation of that terror, and a small town governor who knows little but is a smoking hot [insert acronym unsuitable for a family email but looks very much like MILK]. Top of the world, ma.
I feel so dejected. Off to trigger the economic recovery by purchasing a Canadian cell phone.
He's basically giving us all a play-by-play as he goes about his day and slips deeper and deeper into his funk. Sooooo inappropriate.
@SarahMC: Ceiling Cat bless you for having ovarian fortitude to deal with this clown. I'd go stereotypical and stab him. What exactly is he whining about? Waaah, waaah, other people care about their civic duty, too. Yeah, he should've just stayed home. This guy leaving the polling place ran into a friend of his on the way out and was telling her he'd got a text from a friend who was whining about the lines and he was like, "Fool, you waited in line for an iPhone! You can't wait on line to vote?!"
@MegSpencer: He is a very, very intelligent man. We even have civil, reasoned convos about politics together, and he joshes me for being a bleeding-heart commie feminist. He has never belittled me or insulted me for my politics. It's ironic too because he's not a religious fanatic and he's Pakistani-American, so one might expect him be so disgusted with the Republicans that he'd reconsider his vote. I guess he just votes based on whom he THINKS will guarantee him the highest number of gold coins through which to swim.
@SarahMC: I was wondering on the bus this morning how any Arab/Middle Eastern/Muslim Americans could possibly vote Republican given all the Obama is Muslim smears. Well, I guess if the Log Cabin Republicans manage the cognitive dissonance than they can too.
I truly hope Sununu goes down HARD today! Can you believe, they have signs that say "Support Bush, support Sununu"? And I actually think they are PRO-Sununu?? Wtf?
@PilgrimSoul: That's so amazing. Well, if no one corrects her, maybe going forward she can start fighting for that right to privacy, and EVERYTHING it encompasses.
Someone GLUED THE LOCKS SHUT at a polling place in Santa Cruz. I'm going to go ahead and blame the Mormons because they seem to be the root of all of my and California's problems right now.
@princessprissypants: Is it wrong that I wish stuff would happen like that around here, so that I could kick the door down and set up the polling place anyway?
In my neighborhood in Philadelphia, there aren't even long lines.
Since I've already voted by absentee ballot, I won't have any cool stories to share about polling places, although I was shocked and excited to see that the rec room at my apartment complex is a polling place. How much easier can it get--you can practically vote from your home!
I went to my first rally on Saturday (a massive gathering in the streets, against Prop 8) and took my daughters with me. They had me choked up the whole time because they were shouting, unprompted, "NO ON 8! NO ON HATE!" to anyone who would listen. I just had to tell them that loving couples like their Mimi and Grandma would not be allowed to be married, and they were on fire to go to the rally.
@Dauphine: If we get it right, watch out for Gov Palin on her way back to Alaska. She's got a gun, and she's none too fond of Polar Bears. I'd tell Canadian radio stations to watch out too.
@Dauphine: It was 75 degrees here in Minnesota yesterday, not quite so warm today, but nice enough to make standing outside not so bad. I can't imagine how people deal with the lines when it's "normal" weather.
Mlle. O woke up at 6:30 and said "Wake up Mama! We have to go vote!" She is 7, so this is a big deal for her to open her eyes before the sun comes up. We waited in the longest line I've ever seen at my polling place, she got to come in with me and she put the paper ballots in the scanner. So, she got to do as much as she could to see our hero elected.
I explained to her that people in Africa cannot vote for our president, even if it seems like the whole world should be able to do just that. I have really been holding back on the all out love for Obama because I have been burned before but I would love to be in Grant Park tonight! Those two early towns in NH went for Obama, and they almost always, except for 1968, go for the Repugs. We KNOW he is going to win, so let's party like its 2009!
@MadameOvary: This is an adorable story made even cuter by your refering to her as "Mlle." So happy for you that your daughter has already recognized what a previledge it is to be able to vote. :)
@JerseyGrrrl: This whole time has had some great teaching moments. Her father is from Haiti and just a permanent resident, so he does not get to vote. We talked aobut people who worked to get the vote for women and for people of color - so many things! Her hero is Martin Luther King, Jr. and my heart just over flows, thinking how far we have come since I was her age. Being proud of my country feels damn good!
Also everyone, please hug your local newspaper reporters since we have to hang out all night at polls and phone in results. Missing all the cool parties and not at all benefiting from our vast left-wing conspiracy.
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She and my dad went to a Halloween party at their church this weekend and my dad dressed up as Joe the Plumber. According to her: "bald cap, tool box, monkey wrench and shirt with Joe's Plumbing written on it."
Aw, my dad.
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I am 43 yo and still avoid the subject of politics with my mom- so I won't upset her
also, Halloween is about pretending to be what you're not
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1. Why are the ques so long in the polling stations? Are they few and far between? Is there a reason for that? The UK and US have similaer percentage turnouts, and I have always lived in high population density areas, but have never had to que, or to travel more than 5 minutes to the booth.
2. What is all this? [news.bbc.co.uk]
I know there are different ways of voting- but what is Obama doing, feeding a sheet into a computer or something. Does anyone still just put an X in a box?
3. I have spent many years defending the US to some quite anti-US people. What the hell I am going to say to them if you choose wrong?
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2. Ballots where you fill in the bubble can be read automatically by machines. It's how we score standardized tests as well. Different states do it different ways, though.
3. I say, in that case, don't bother.
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Voting machines are different from state to state. That looks like it may have been a paper ballot that was then fed into a machine, but I really can't tell. My home state has it all on a machine, which kind of scares me. I want a paper trail of my vote, damnit! Luckily mine has one. Voting absentee means I got to fill in a little circle :)
And if we choose wrong... Let's not even think about that.
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It was a curiously emotional moment for me. I don't know why it should be. I've voted in Presidential elections before. And I'm a hardened cynic. But today I felt like I might have done something that mattered.
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Well, I'm at the local polling place now and the line is easily 500 deep. To put that in context, this is the third presidential election at this location for me and there's never been any line. Ever. I've been standing here for 45 minutes and I've probably moved through 25 percent of the line.
Helpfully for nearly all of you, everyone is voting for your guy. I am starting to feel like I really shouldn't have bothered. Not only that, but the outcome is evidently such a foregone conclusion that there are no party canvassers anywhere to be seen, so no Ted Kennedy glaring at me for the third time running. Which is nice, but yet sad. The old guy and I have such a history.
On the flip side, I just got an email that the new BlackBerry is out, so I will engage in the time honored tradition of damping my sorrows with some good old fashioned consumer spending. What could be more American than that?
Final note from Little Big Horn: Even though I've seen this coming for months if not years, and to a certain extent its entirely deserved, it's still a punch in the face and I think its going to leave a mark.
I hope this guy knows what he is doing.
He sent this out in a mass email to like 30 people.
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Its all over now. I just threw away my vote on a cranky war hero who endured more than I ever could on behalf of his country in Hanoi, then forced me to tolerate his excreble campaign just so I could get an approximation of that terror, and a small town governor who knows little but is a smoking hot [insert acronym unsuitable for a family email but looks very much like MILK]. Top of the world, ma.
I feel so dejected. Off to trigger the economic recovery by purchasing a Canadian cell phone.
He's basically giving us all a play-by-play as he goes about his day and slips deeper and deeper into his funk.
Sooooo inappropriate.
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Although he does summarize McCain's campaign fairly well there.
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[I'm a ret pally though. sigh! I guess less smashing for me.]
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Oh god, I'm forwarding that to a MILLION people.
(Although "Sarah's" head is a little small.)
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In my neighborhood in Philadelphia, there aren't even long lines.
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I went to my first rally on Saturday (a massive gathering in the streets, against Prop 8) and took my daughters with me. They had me choked up the whole time because they were shouting, unprompted, "NO ON 8! NO ON HATE!" to anyone who would listen. I just had to tell them that loving couples like their Mimi and Grandma would not be allowed to be married, and they were on fire to go to the rally.
My motherly pride. Let me sho u it.
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Love from Ontario, Canada (which is currently experiencing some unseasonal warmth. And who says global warming doesn't exist?)
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I explained to her that people in Africa cannot vote for our president, even if it seems like the whole world should be able to do just that. I have really been holding back on the all out love for Obama because I have been burned before but I would love to be in Grant Park tonight! Those two early towns in NH went for Obama, and they almost always, except for 1968, go for the Repugs. We KNOW he is going to win, so let's party like its 2009!
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