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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/17/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Dude, the sauna is not for shaving. I'd be offended too. We need like, Finns policing sauna etiquette everywhere. #beat
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    is there any way to shave a pussy without being naked? #beat
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    11/17/09

    @andromache: I guess you could wear a long-sleeved hoodie, but that seems awkward. #beat
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    11/17/09

    @andromache: Leg warmers? But the falling hairs would get stuck in them. #beat
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    11/17/09

    @yvanehtnioj: The laughter, it hurts! Hearted. #beat
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    that pic of Coco is all shades of crazy!!! her breasts look like they're hard as rocks! #beat
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Well you can't shave it fully clothed. #beat
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    "Benounced" is not a word. #beat
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    11/16/09

    @Lolita Hazed: Benounced, n. To un-announce something, to nullify the existence of information.

    Example: "The benouncement of Katy Perry ended sexism and brought peace to the Middle East." #beat
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    11/16/09

    @Lolita Hazed: so bad. #beat
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Sorry Ms Stanger, I have seen every single woman I've ever dated touch money, and it didn't make a single one of them any less feminine. #beat
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    11/16/09

    @whats_in_a_name: But did it make them more masculine? Did you find your women morphing into a third sex in your psyche? Fully woman and yet fully man... #beat
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    11/16/09

    @ExtensionOfBob: Nope, oddly enough they remained exactly as they were before with the exception of having either more or less money in their pocket. #beat
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    at first I thought Coco's KNEES were her BOOBIES and I was very afraid. #beat
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    06/03/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
    Okay, I need to find an alternate way home from work on September 1, because the Madonna show will be going on. Duly noted.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    06/03/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
    Beth Ditto is completely right about that song.
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    Image of sciencerules sciencerules
    06/03/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
    Isn't this the same dang statement Katy Perry makes every week? "I swear, I'm totally not a slut, don't let the pantsless bananasuit fool you, I am totally not having the sexy sexual sex, certainly don't THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ME." Katy. No one cares if you have sex. No one cares if you're not having sex. I would say "stop this transparent bid for attention" but that's kind of your whole deal, isn't it?


    And yet your music is so catchy and I cannot quit you. Sigh.

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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    06/03/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
    OH NO RASHIDA JONES. You do NOT get to win the genetic lottery and then take Jon Favreau away from me.


    (Just kidding!) (Kind of.)

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    06/02/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
    I do not understand why it is so important to people that the two kids from Twilight are dating each other in real life. Can someone explain this to me?
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    Image of kaiwhakamarie kaiwhakamarie
    06/02/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
    I totally agree with Molly Ringwald, and I'm not even having twins. I love being pregnant for the most part, but I hate feeling so weak and helpless. Nobody will let me carry anything or DO anything, seems like. People look at my belly sympathetically and ask me if I need anything. I know folks are trying to be nice, but it makes me feel guilty, like I'm somehow milking my 'condition' when in fact I do little to draw attention to it.


    That, and the constant heartburn and having to waddle like a duck really sucks. Oh, and I can't get out of bed by myself anymore.

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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    06/02/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
    It's really insulting that 7 out of 10 people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about think that mentally interesting people shouldn't be allowed to do things. Yeah, we get sick. We need more support and we need to be hospitalized. Same with people with physical illnesses. But when some cancer kid gets to star in a play, people applaud. When it's someone with anxiety and whatever the fuck Susan Boyle has, people want to stick her in an asylum and keep her away from the norms.
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    Image of Ting-a-ling Ting-a-ling
    06/02/09

    @BytheSea: I don't think that's what the survey is saying. It's not that mentally ill or disabled ("interesting?" I'm unfamiliar with that term) people shouldn't be allowed to do things; it's that we should make sure people with mental health issues aren't harmed or exploited in situations like these. To go on a show like Britain's Got Talent and to garner so much attention as Susan Boyle has would be difficult for even a very stable, healthy person. From what I've read it seems that the show has exploited and perhaps exacerbated Boyle's mental health issues, and that's not okay. There needs to be better screening in place-- and better handling of contestants overall-- to ensure that everyone is fit to handle all the pressure and stress of the competition.
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    06/02/09

    @Ting-a-ling: Yeah and adults need protection from other adults.


    I know you're unfamliar with the lingo because you have no idea what you're talking about.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/02/09

    @BytheSea: And I'm guessing that the 7 out of 10 don't seem to have a problem with reading all the tabloid gossip about her. In my opinion, being hounded by paparazzi and "journalists" is way more damaging than being on the show (regardless of your mental health). Also, hearted because I suffer from anxiety too.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    06/03/09

    @BytheSea: Wow. I'm familiar with the lingo and I agree that you may be putting more into that survey than necessary.


    Maybe you have no idea what YOU are talking about.

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    Image of Schm Schm
    06/03/09

    @BytheSea: Wow, that was unnecessary.
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    06/02/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
    I'm so a part of TEAM GOSSIP/DITTO!


    When my little sister, who is 14 years old, explained to her friends that her older sister is bisexual, the first reaction was: "Oh, like in that Katy Perry song?"

    No. Not like the Katy Perry song.

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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    06/02/09

    @counterclockwise would vote for Jed Bartlet: Should I count this as an itty-bitty step forward from the whole "I don't believe in bisexuality" stance? I continue to be completely at a loss to explain why people are so invested in who other people are attracted to or sleeping with. If it's not with me, and it's not with someone I'm dating, I have zero investment. Moving on.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    06/02/09

    @counterclockwise would vote for Jed Bartlet: Well, at least the song itself sounds a lot like the first experimentations of a bi girl who had previously identified as straight.
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