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Doggy Style

Sadie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:30:00 EDT

If you're worried about your child learning about the harsh realities of the economic situation, get them a "Tini Puppini," the new doggie divas! Forget man's best friend: "Tini puppinis are the most popular pups in town... They know that whatever they're wearing today, all the other pups will be wearing tomorrow!" The three dogs — Toffee (the Hollywood trendsetter), Tutu (party girl) and Tisha (French) are basically the cast of The Hills -meets-Bratz-meets-Tinkerbell Hilton — in other words, a recipe for good values. When you go to the site, animated dogs spring from a large pink purse while one of the "fashion pups" squeals, "I love my tail in these jeans!" [Tini Puppini]

Everyone remembers Heelarious, baby's first...

Sadie — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:20:00 EDT

Everyone remembers Heelarious, baby's first high heels. Well, in case you wanted to see them in action, here's a video for you. They look merely weird when the baby's crawling, but when she starts staggering around in these mini soft pumps, the heels crumple under her weight, resulting in an uneven and seemingly-inebriated gait. You can just see her tiny ankles wobbling. In other words, just like most grown women in heels! [AOL]

Shopping Camp Trains Budding Shoppers To Shop

Sadie — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:45:00 EDT

The Summit shopping center, in Louisville, Kentucky, runs a shopping day camp for girls ages 6 to 8 and 9 to 12. "Each session focuses on three stores within the shopping center, where campers learn how to put together and accessorize outfits. But they also visit stores that teach lessons in organization (Office Depot), how to find information (Barnes & Noble) and the importance of thank-you notes (Hallmark)." Says the program's founder, "not everyone can be a cheerleader or a football player." [The Voice Tribune]

Hotsy-Totsy!

Sadie — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:45:00 EDT

A reader directed us to this site! To ensure your kid never wears anything but sneakers, sweats: heelarious, "extremely funny, completely soft, fully functional high heel crib shoes for babies 0-6 months." [Heelarious]

This is Mika Stojanovic. She is 4 years...

Jennifer — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:40:00 EST

This is Mika Stojanovic. She is 4 years old. She is supposedly set to become the greatest tennis player of all time. She is being trained now by the Williams' sisters former coach, who has put her on a 5-year training plan which he believes will guarantee her undefeated Grand Slam wins. Us: Speechless. [Daily Mail]