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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    I'm gonna call it appendicitis, because I've had that, and I know how it hurts (although you CAN walk).


    Really, though, I'm saying it just to have an excuse to resurrect this gem of wisdom from my grade seven genius-self:

    Life is like an appendix,

    No one knows what it's really for, and one small operation can take it all away.

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    Image of birdfeet birdfeet
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    I would love to be his nurse!
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    Image of MockMyWorld MockMyWorld
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Josh, lay off that sushi already!


    Seriously, Zeke Tyler, hope you're OK.

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    Image of sequined sequined
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    I was thinking too much coke until I saw "abdominal pain" listed as the symptom. Damn me and my lack of prescience.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    03/30/09

    @sequined: Well, if somebody's getting picked up from the Chateau Marmont, "too much coke" is a generally safe bet.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Kidney Stone? I had one a year ago and seriously thought my ovaries exploded. Worst pain everrrrr.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    03/30/09

    @ElleL: you poor thing! my mom went through a period where her health was all out of whack and had gallbladder AND kidney stones. not a good time.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    03/30/09

    @argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: Oh your poor Mother! That is awful. Kidney stones are the worst! The EMT's in the ambulance (yes, I called the ambulance bc I was terrified) told me it's close to labor pain. Which at the time I was THRILLED to hear.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    03/30/09

    @ElleL: No joke. My mom used to get them and they were awful. She said the pain was worse than childbirth.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    03/30/09

    @ElleL: When I went to the hospital for kidney stones (one of the MANY times I've had to go because of them) the nurses told me that it's worse than childbirth. So sign me up, my pain threshold is ready!!


    (Kidney stones really suck though eh? Especially the first time cause you have NO clue what's going on, and, at least for me, thought your stomach was going to burst from pain)

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    03/30/09

    @thecameralovesyou: YES! I had no idea what it was, and was scared to death that my Uterus exploded or something. I called my Gyno, then said screw it and off to the ER. I was shocked to have a kidney stone in my mid-twenties! But luckily it passed with no pain, I just drank a ton of cranberry juice.
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Hernia? He can get Dr. Christina Yang to perform surgery since she just did her first solo surgery.


    In related news, I need a hobby.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    03/30/09

    @swimmingly: I don't get why anyone would want to go to Seattle Grace at this point. All the doctors have terrible track records and chances are their will be a bomb scare or a natural disaster or plumbing issues during your surgery. I wish this show would just die already so I could quit watching. If Izzie dies I really will stop watching.


    /End rant.

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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Maybe it's Lupus.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    03/30/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: IT'S NEVER LUPUS!
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    03/30/09

    @argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: side note: i had a total hypochondriac moment and was totally convinced that i had lupus last week because i had a chancre sore in my mouth AND my lymph nodes were swollen AND my cheeks and nose were looking pink.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    03/30/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Is it just me, or when you hear Lupus you think of Professor Lupin a la Harry Potter?


    No? Just me?

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    03/30/09

    @argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: Shit, now I think I have Lupus too.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Does the phrase "abdominal pain" make anyone else think of that scene from Spaceballs when the alien bursts out of the guy's stomach after order the "special" at the space cafe? Or is it just me?
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    03/30/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Hello my darlin'....
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Baleen in the intestine?
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    He watched his version of Wicker Park and was made ill.
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    03/30/09

    @rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: pfft, haha! It's funny cause it's true! No one I know has ever been able to explain the plot of that movie.
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    I was born at that hospital!


    I mean...poor joshie-poo. feel bettah.

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    Image of hortense hortense
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Food poisoning?
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    03/30/09

    @hortense: His case must be mild. I had food poisoning, with poor minisparks, in January. I couldn't walk.


    In fact, I laid in bed or sat on the crapper for 2 days. She & I traded off barfing in the sink. It was NOT PRETTY.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03/30/09

    @rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: I had it once from seafood and I can honestly say it was the sickest I have ever felt.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Sean Penn caught Josh Hartnett sneaking a piece of his special chocolate cake that Sean Penn's cook makes especially for him. Enraged, Sean made everyone at Chateau Marmont gather in the auditorium and told them that no one was going home until Josh Hartnett ate the entire gigantic cake.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    03/30/09

    @morninggloria: It's better than the pokey!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    03/30/09

    @morninggloria: And then Josh DID it, and became the hero of all.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Poop cramps? Oh, but I hope it's not food poisoning, that shit takes a lot out of you. Ouchie.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    03/30/09

    In reply to Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
    Acid reflux? Ashlee Simpson has that, too.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    03/30/09

    @rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: I just read another report that said he did an Irish jig on his way to the ambulance.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    03/30/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Perhaps the ambulance was delivering him to the nose job clinic.
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