Just a reminder: Parents, do NOT pretend that your kid has a life-threatening illness so that sympathetic do-gooders will send you megabucks and then you can buy a bunch of jet-skis. Or any personal watercraft. Don't do that. Please? »9/14/13 4:00pm 9/14/13 4:00pm
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