I have no words to describe the horror that is the video for the Hagyness-collaborated single "Who." Fortunately for me, Guardian fashion critic Hadley Freeman still has her wits about her as she fields a question from reader Martin Stam, who writes, "Can you please explain why the big fuss over that model Agyness…

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Reason #482 why Agyness Deyn is not a style icon: She cites the Queen as her personal style icon. "I love her Barbour jacket and welly thing when she goes out walking her dogs. Ladylike, but a bit quirky." Oh please — that's the most contrived, tired answer ever. Also, the dress she wore out last night to the Empire…