@SkipToMyLou: To be fair, I think the leather studded bag is Jessica's and the baby bag is on the bottom rung of the carriage. I could be totally wrong though, and in that case, I will completely agree with your statement.
@the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene: Ok, fine. I will grudgingly give Jessica Alba a pass for stuffing all her baby shit in the bottom of her almost-certainly-$2,000 stroller rather than her almost-certainly-$2,000 handbag.
And why, no, each one of those items is not worth more than my monthly rent, whatever would make you think that?
@burningdinner: me too! Especially in this pic, with the weirdo chunky cardigan topped off by his use of an entire bottle of hair gel.. he just always seems oily.
@Hammer Pants: She might still want one, she just didn't get one. I'm not sure if she was aware of the genetic hopscotch that would have had to take place for that to happen.
Oh come on. I just finished reading the whole "depression and suicidal tendencies are hereditary" article not that long ago, and had sworn off for certain ever having babies lest they get my bad genes...and you guys post a gorgeous, nommable baby?
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And why, no, each one of those items is not worth more than my monthly rent, whatever would make you think that?
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Jessica, your epidermis is showing.
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Remember that stupid comment she made?
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In conclusion, babies are dangerous.
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ARGH.
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*Patent pending.