Honey Boo Boo Child Gets Her Own Series, Becomes the True Ultimate Grand Supreme

Praise the Lord for America is truly blessed. Breakout star of Toddlers and Tiaras, Go-Go Juice connoisseur and angel on Earth Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson has been given her own spinoff series on The Learning Channel set to air this August. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child will give viewers "an inside look into… »5/31/12 6:15pm5/31/12 6:15pm


Toddlers & Tiaras Moms Get Pageant Makeovers, Look Like A Bunch of Clown Hookers

On today's highly anticipated Anderson, the mothers of Toddlers & Tiaras, in addition to lamely defending their highly questionable parenting choices, were given makeovers modeled after some of their daughters more questionable pageant looks. It was delightful. It was grotesque. It was everything you'd want it to… »2/17/12 5:45pm2/17/12 5:45pm

This Image of Honey Boo Boo Child and Her Mom Will Change You Forever

Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson and her very intense mother June appear on Friday's episode of Anderson, during which a bunch of pageant moms from Toddlers & Tiaras dress up in all the crazy shit they make their daughters wear. These are the terrifying results, and a picture is worth a thousand "dollar make me… »2/16/12 10:25am2/16/12 10:25am

Honey Boo Boo Child and Her Go-Go Juice Take Good Morning America

Toddlers & Tiaras favorite Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson can no longer be contained to TLC and is now making her rounds on the morning news circuit. Alana initially clawed her way into our collective consciousness when her mother June was seen on Toddlers & Tiaras hyping her up using "go-go juice," a mix of… »2/08/12 10:40am2/08/12 10:40am