Taylor Swift Spends the Night with Brit-Pop Gingersnap Ed Sheeran
It's possible that your fevered collective fan dreams have come true—Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran might be tenderly and respectfully fornicating. Apparently Sheeran was in T-Swizzle's hotel room before the Brit Awards until 4 AM, when Sheeran finally left looking "very pleased with himself" (according to some creep…
Paz de La Huerta Thinks Amy Winehouse Just Needed Some Nice Pictures Of Herself
Hello and welcome to Things People Say, with noted honey aficionado Paz de la Huerta! Does Paz de la Huerta want to weigh in on Amy Winehouse's death? Yes, yes Paz does. Paz has many interesting ideas about Amy Winehouse And The Media, which she would like to share with you:
Bottles Of Honey Shut Down California Airport
The "suspicious material" in a passenger's luggage closed the Bakersfield airport today. Asked the local sheriff, "Why in this day and age would someone take a chance carrying honey in Gatorade bottles? That itself is an alarm." [AP, via Breitbart]
Discovered: The Secret To Cats' Cries • Brides Forced To Undergo Virginity Test
• Scientists in the UK have discovered that cats are more manipulative than we think; felines frequently embed a meow or yowl for food within their purrs, which creates a weird combination of happy-needy that humans readily respond to. •
The Buzz: Honey Finds New Life Online
"Urban" lifestyle publication Honey — once a hip black ladymag — has had a tortured history, but now will be resuscitated as an online magazine and social network. [MIN]
The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, die-hard environmentalist, animal lover, and feminist hero Lisa became upset about an epidemic that was killing off all the bees in Springfield. She ran to her dad Homer for help, who wasn't nearly as sympathetic, saying that now he'll get stung less and his sandwiches won't…
Bearly Legal
A bear was convicted of stealing honey. In a court of law. In Macedonia. A beekeeper filed the charges; the court found the bear guilty and, since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the $3500 damage it caused to a beekeeper's hives. The bear did not show up in court. […

