This Horizontal Shower Is Dope as Hell and You Need It Immediately

According to Homes and Hues, this decadent shower was designed by Sieger Design, with interior design by Scienbein + Pier, and it includes six separate shower heads that produce six different "water bars" over a reclining space. Oh temptress, thy name is six separate shower heads that produce six different "water… » 11/11/13 5:45pm 11/11/13 5:45pm

All the Single Ladies Are Buying Their Own Homes

While the media might lead you to believe that single ladies spend their time knitting scarves for their imaginary children, we're actually much too busy snatching (GET IT) up a huge slice of the American Dream to waste our time with all that*. According to the National Association of Realtors, since the mid-1990s,… » 7/09/13 10:00am 7/09/13 10:00am

Jane Fonda's Fitness-Powered Houses Will Make You Feel Like a Hamster

Jane Fonda, the fitness-forward VHS guru and Hollywood demigoddess who recently got her fingerprints all over the Walk of Fame, is taking the idea of physical fitness as a lifestyle choice to new hamster-wheel extremes. According to Architizer, Fonda has slapped her name on a new micro home design from Spanish design… » 5/02/13 9:25pm 5/02/13 9:25pm

Home Builders Stop Using Racist, Gender-Biased Phrase ‘Master Bedroom’

Listen up, future homeowners: unless you want to sound like a politically-incorrect asshole during your next appearance on House Hunters (more of an asshole than you sound when you walk into the kitchen of a shitball house and gasp, “Ooooooo, granite counters!!!!” like a total rube), you’ll want to stop using the… » 4/18/13 9:45pm 4/18/13 9:45pm

Meet the Terrible Couple Attempting to Build an American Versailles

David and Jackie Siegel are an American couple who, just like the rest of us, are looking for a nice and comfortable place to raise their family and live out their days. You know how you've always dreamed of a house with a porch swing or a room with a window box? This is just like that, only what David and Jackie have… » 7/16/12 12:15pm 7/16/12 12:15pm

For $42M, Jennifer Aniston's Insanely Gorgeous Bachelorette Pad Could…

Famous single gal Jennifer Aniston used to be married to this guy who was into architecture. Then they got divorced. Years later, she set upon the task of building her own damn dream house. The Bali-inspired surroundings took 2½ years to perfect, and involve reflecting pools, wood harvested from fallen trees,… » 5/03/11 5:00pm 5/03/11 5:00pm