I get crazy bad pain in my stomach to my chest sometimes right after eating (most recently after eating sushi and then after chicken parmesan) that will last about 20 minutes. Sometimes it will happen hours after eating though, and when I lay down it usually helps.

I was just at the Dr, and mentioned this, and she said its most likely acid reflux.

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Do you ever think as a hearse goes by,

that you may be the next to die?

They wrap you up in a big white sheet

From your head down to your feet.

They put you in a big black box,

And cover you up with dirt and rocks.

All goes well for about a week,

Then your coffin begins to leak.

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,

The worms play pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,

They eat the jelly between your toes.

A big green worm with rolling eyes,

Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.

Your stomach turns a slimy green,

And pus pours out like whipping cream.

You spread it on a slice of bread,

And that's what you eat when you are dead.

Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the rice pudding...

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I LOVE that poem. Nice and creeptastic. Thanks for the reminder, Sadie!

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Long thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms! Down goes the first one, down goes the second one, oh how they wiggle and squirm! [Out] comes the first one, [out] comes the second one, oh how they wiggle and squirm!

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Now I feel like a weirdo.

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