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Did You Take Home Ec? Did You Learn Anything?

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CrossWord
11/07/08

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In all seriousness, if I were expected to do all the things those women were required to do as wives, I would need a degree in Home Ec, too. My pot roast needs some serious work.
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Hamsterpants
11/07/08

@CrossWord: I have an awesome pot roast recipe that Paula Deen taught me. It is a party for your piehole.
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CrossWord
11/07/08

@Hamsterpants: Oooh! Paula Deen! How many sticks of butter in this recipe?
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Hamsterpants
11/07/08

@CrossWord: Strangely, none.
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It's really good, but I increase the wine in it. Because I am a boozehound.
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CrossWord
11/07/08

@Hamsterpants: Oh my god in heaven. That is easy! And sounds awesome! And the cream of mushroom soup is calling to my Minnesotan soul!!

Sadly, I still can't picture myself making it. I need a wife like whoa.
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peperony and chease
11/07/08

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I've always considered diorama-making as a career for those who couldn't cut it as hand-turkey artists.
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Hamsterpants
11/07/08

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The most riveting assembly we ever had was a dude from the gas company who stuck a fake hand that he was pretending was his in liquid nitrogen and then hit it with a hammer, shattering it into a million pieces. A bunch of kids started crying and one dude wet his pants (This was like third grade.) How do I get that job?
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randomnessish
11/07/08

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MST3K = brillz.

hey, i like science! maybe i could learn how to screw in a lightbulb?!
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CrossWord
11/07/08

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Darn it, high school, why didn't you book this speaker? Now I have a doomed career in print when I could have had so much more!
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