Heidi Montag Has Several Bodyguards In Her Employ

Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag shows us her team of bodyguards, Kim Kardashian says she will dance to Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" no matter what Demi Moore says, and Ricky Martin is - big whoop - gay.
Lily Allen & Courtney Love Bring Feud To Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Lily Allen and Courtney Love address their skirmish at the NME awards, Holly Madison gets her Playboy bunny tattoo removed, and Audrina Patridge is taking acting classes.
Questlove Questions NBC's "Black History Month" Menu
Today in Tweet Beat, Questlove—the Roots' drummer and NBC employee—let's us know how NBC Studios is celebrating Black History Month, and Holly Madison has advice for large-breasted women.
Spencer Pratt Is Sick Of Being Angry All The Time
Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer yearns for enlightenment, Jwoww yearns for a second season of Jersey Shore, and a valet gave Shanna Moakler Stephanie Pratt's car.
Conan & NBC Fight For Custody Of Triumph; Katie Calls Suri "Magical"
- Conan O'Brien and NBC are still negotiating the terms of Conan's exit from The Tonight Show. One of major points of contention: Who gets custody of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Pimpbot 5000, and the Masturbating Bear.
Suze Orman Is A Lady Gaga Fan
Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter.
Hugh Hefner Is Psyched About His Xmas Card From President Obama
Today in Tweet Beat, Nick Jonas is sad that he's single, the airport lost Katy Perry's luggage, and Lost confuses Paris Hilton.
Lindsay's Back From India & Selling Crap Online; Chris Brown Claims Stores Are "Blackballing" His CD
- Lindsay Lohan has returned from India!
Tiger's Sponsors Pull Back, Divorce Rumors Swirl
- Tiger Woods reportedly still hasn't brought in a public relations crisis team to help him deal with the public fallout and media blitz surrounding his "indiscretions," even though it was recommended to him when the scandal broke. [RadarOnline]
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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire.
Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay claims the voicemail recordings her father released are from "years ago," Levi Johnston is kind of a big deal, and Star Jones is ready to be a poster child for weight loss.
Nicole Richie Has A Confession To Make
Today in Tweet Beat, Nicole Richie makes a confession, Jon Gosselin snarks about Kate's big interview, and Lindsay Lohan wants to be on True Blood.
Michael Lohan Takes His Crusade To Save Lindsay To Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan is "saving" his daughter by posting unflattering pictures of her and fighting with Perez Hilton, and Amber Rose doesn't appreciate the rumor that Kanye West died, and reminds us that she's still "riding" him.
Bethenny Frankel Officially Announces Pregnancy On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Bethenny admits she's pregnant after initially denying it, Shaquille O'Neal loves Oprah, and Chris Brown confesses that he's not capable of living up to people's expectations of him.
