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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    And to think, my mom made me change when my long-sleeved bodysuit (yeah, bodysuits - 1994 style) shrank in the wash and revealed my A-cups. It's a good thing these shirts weren't around then, or her head would have exploded (we did have the proliferation of "Big Johnson" and "Co-ed Naked" shirts though).
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    Image of KimberleeJean KimberleeJean
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    I completely misunderstood "Legal-ish" at first. I was like, "What, like smoking pot in California?"
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    Image of kellieherson kellieherson
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    This is flooding my brain with memories of my charming Catholic high school. Every year, we had an evening of powder puff football games during Fake Homecoming Week. Each class would design a t-shirt to serve as a "jersey" and all the girls who participated got to dress down and wear them that school day, so it of course became this huge contest to see which class could have the raunchiest/druggiest/alcoholic-est shirt without the administration noticing.

    The senior girls straight-up failed on the subtlety portion of this challenge one year by wearing t-shirts that said "GIRLS GONE WILD". The best part: Our principal got on the morning announcements and said, "Senior girls, please come to the main office and remove your shirts immediately." Ohhhh, thinking before speaking.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment kellieherson was starred kellieherson was unstarred
    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    "I (Heart) the Woody"? Really? Really?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    08/20/09

    @I_can_still_pitch: It's never too soon or too young to pornify!
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    Image of Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    I got sent home in high-school for wearing a "Girls Kick Ass" shirt. They objected to the word "ass". At the time those horrendous "Big Johnson" shirts were the norm for boys.

    I suspect "Legalish" would have been allowed, but "Fcuk the Patriarchy" would earn me a bus back home again.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    08/20/09

    @Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: In grade 7 a best friend of mine was sent home for a shirt that said WEAR A CONDOM. Her mom worked in the sexual health unit at a major hospital and yeah. A strip or two were torn of the school admin the next day, for certain. It was awesome and we were so proud of her mom.
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    Image of eleanor_rigby eleanor_rigby
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    Shirts like these are the primary reason that most public schools now have uniform policies in place.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    08/20/09

    @eleanor_rigby: Most public schools? I am not aware of uniforms in place at any public schools in my area (not that it wouldn't be a good idea).
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    Image of eleanor_rigby eleanor_rigby
    08/20/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: Where do you live? I'm in Denver and all Denver Public schools have a uniform policy. Not Catholic school uniforms mind you, just navy or khaki bottoms with white shirts. Even Old Navy sells items specifcally for this purpose.
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    08/20/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: I'm not either, although I do remember thinking it would've been so much simpler in high school to have had them.

    @eleanor_rigby: Public schools in Portland and its suburbs don't have uniforms.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    08/20/09

    @eleanor_rigby: Lexington, Ky. I don't know of any districts in this state that do uniforms for public schools - probably a decision Denver made.
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    Image of andromache andromache
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    I'm all for self-expression and clever shirts, but these are just tacky. I'm pretty sure kids that age are sexually active (I know I was) but that doesn't mean they should be broadcasting and advertising it to the entire world.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    "WHAT TAN LINES?"

    The farmer's tan that you're developing as we speak from wearing that ugly-ass tee shirt. That one.
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) promoted this comment morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of o-line o-line
    08/20/09

    @morninggloria: I thought this shirt was a promotional giveaway for SevinNyne. The blue color really helps bring out the orange in skin.
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by o-line at 08/20/09 12:56 PM o-line was starred o-line was unstarred
    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    08/20/09

    @morninggloria: I think what it really means is "I Get Naked For Tanning Booths"
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @morninggloria: Well, given the profusion of spray tan...
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/20/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: SEXY!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    Perhaps they can get Jon Gosselin as a spokesperson by sending some of these for his daughters; he seems to be into crappy clothing.
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    Image of HighSchoolFearleader HighSchoolFearleader
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    The only people I know who wear Hollister t-shirts are 14 or younger. These people know who they're selling to: little girls who are being taught to think that "slutty" is "hot". I'm not above going in there for hoodies (those things are comfortable, for real) or bathing suits (the candy colors, they draw me in), but it's really awkward to see the twelve year old next to me buying a shirt with a slogan on it like these. It's no surprise that Hollister is the younger-sibling brand of Abercrombie. They do everything the same, but instead of marketing to hot, white college kids, it's towards hot, white wannabe-surfer kids.
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by HighSchoolFearleader at 08/20/09 12:46 PM HighSchoolFearleader was starred HighSchoolFearleader was unstarred
    Image of PinkSoxHat PinkSoxHat
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    I just picture my mother's face if 14-year-old me had come home from the mall with one of these. It would be in the garbage and I would be in my room "To think about what kind of image of yourself you'd like to present, young lady."
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @PinkSoxHat: My mother had a cow because I was sent home due to my "Disco Sucks" t-shirt. She made me take off the shirt in the kitchen, then took it outside and burned it. If I would have dared to wear a shirt like these she probably wouldn't have bothered with asking me to take it off before she set it on fire.

    But that was 30 years ago, in the dark ages.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    08/20/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: WOW. Your mother did NOT like you dissin' disco!
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    Image of alexa alexa
    08/20/09

    @Skellatrix: I think it was the word "suck" that was offensive. It had a very non-casual connotation back in the day. It's widely adopted now, but then? It's like wearing a shirt that says "Disco Pounds Pussy." Or something.

    ... I kind of want *that* shirt, now.
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    Skellatrix promoted this comment Edited by alexa at 08/20/09 1:16 PM alexa was starred alexa was unstarred
    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    08/20/09

    @alexawesome: Heh - I was kidding, but it was worth your misunderstanding just for the phrase "Disco Pounds Pussy."
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    08/20/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: Remember the "Porn Star" brand of the mid-90s? I once brought home a halter top from them with the logo on the front when I was 15. My mom threw it in the garbage and dumped a can of soup on it so I wouldn't fish it out and attempt to return it. She figured that being out $20 would teach me to make better decisions about the clothes I chose to bring home.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    Wow. The only one I don't find incredibly offensive is the first one. The rest? They would get you sent home from public school fairly quickly.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: But that's what has me irked, more than anything: why would a parent let their daughter leave the house in one of those?
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @NefariousNewt: This year our principal had a parent complaining because his son was sent home for wearing a shirt that was pretty explicit. Dad said his son had a right to express himself. When I was sent home because of my shirt 30 years ago my mom slapped me into the next week. Parents make too many excuses now so they won't have to deal with the problem.
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    Image of pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks) pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks)
    08/20/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: That's like when a parent told me her son wasn't cheating. "It's called cooperative learning!"

    Ok lady...
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks): *snort*! I have to remember that one for PD days in another week.
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    08/20/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: When I was in middle school ('92-'94) there were a lot of kids in "Coed Naked" and "Big Johnson" shirts. I always wondered whether the teachers didn't get it or whether they just chose to ignore them because so many kids were wearing them.

    (For the record, even at 12 I thought they were tacky and especially couldn't believe there were GIRLS out there willing to wear them.)
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    UGLY-ISH
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    Also, I will buy the one that says "The twins are quite a handful" and wear it to express my support for Justin Morneau, Joe Mauer, and the rest of the Minnesota Twins when they play the Chicago White Sox in late September.

    See? These shirts have multiple uses. Get your minds out of the gutter!
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) promoted this comment morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/20/09

    @morninggloria: I think legal-ish refers to marijuana in California.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/20/09

    @greengrey: And draw a yellow line between the tops of the U in "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE SUN" so that it's about girls wanting to have "SON" and the shirt is either a great thing to wear early in a misogynist pregnant woman's term OR a Christian shirt promoting Jesus love.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    08/20/09

    @morninggloria: I prefer GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE SUNdaes.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/20/09

    @morninggloria: And "Woody" is clearly a reference to Woody Allen, so the intellectual film obsessed teens have something to wear.
    There's something for everyone! Stoners! Christians! Film lovers! It's like the breakfast club!
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    08/20/09

    @greengrey: I was going to say this but Jezebel ATE MY COMMENT! Don't forget Woody Harrelson fans.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    08/20/09

    @greengrey: I was thinking it referred to old station wagons with wood paneling.
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    Image of pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks) pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks)
    08/20/09

    In reply to Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
    Wanna place bets on how many of my 6th and 7th grade female students will show up wearing these when school starts? Ugh squared.
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    NefariousNewt promoted this comment pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks) was starred pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks) was unstarred
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    08/20/09

    @pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks): And that pisses me off. What parent would want their teenage daughter wearing these to school? When are parents going to exercise some authority, and keep these things from proliferating, by cracking down on them?
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    08/20/09

    @NefariousNewt: It seems like parents are different now than they were when I was a "tween", even though I'm only in my mid-20's. I realize this is a broad generalization, but my very liberal parents would NEVER have let me wear one of these, and frankly I'd be embarrassed to wear one in front of them now! But I see 12-yr olds in my classes with pierced bellybuttons and thongs sticking out of their jeans now. Are parents just checked out now? Or are kids too spoiled?

    The worst part is that half the kids in the school are still fairly innocent and don't even understand what those slogans mean, and the other half, who are a little too enlightened for their age, are all too pleased to explain it to them.
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    Image of K.H. K.H.
    08/20/09

    @pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks): I think that you are underestimating what the typical twelve year-old girl knows...
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @NefariousNewt: Aw, but that would take up too much of their personal time! See my reply above.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks): Yes, and the last thing we need is the "enlightened" group teaching the innocent group what they know, because what isn't flat out wrong is stuff better addressed by a parent anyway.
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    08/20/09

    @K.H.: I don't underestimate it. I know many girls in my classes know all about sex, but there are still some that don't, or are misinformed. Depends on who they are friends with and what their parents are like. I wish some of them would stay innocent for a little bit longer.
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    08/20/09

    @K.H.: Not at all -- we'd just prefer that what they know was correct, and that they were well-informed.
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    08/20/09

    @NefariousNewt: Crack down commenced and it isn't just over-sexualization of little girls that concerns me: my Mom bought my then-2 year old a shirt that said "Ladies Man" and it made me squeamish for reasons I couldn't put my finger on then...later I realized that ew! it is creepy to imply my toddler has grown women fawning all over him like a piece of meat. No thanks. I'll stick to political slogans, vintage comic book heroes and rock icons for my kids' tees.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    08/20/09

    @NefariousNewt: It's not always necessarily the parents though. You wear the nice outfit to school, and then you change into your "hot clothes" the girls room. It's a time honored tradition.
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    08/20/09

    @LolaLane: Last weekend, Busch Gardens: a 10-year-old boy wearing a T-shirt that said, "Ladies, you dream has come true because I am single". I was aghast.
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