On Halloween, Harry Potter’s cutest villain will return with all things pink, feline and evil in her hands. Author J.K. Rowling is releasing a new story surrounding Dolores Umbridge, the teacher who made Harry write ‘I must not tell lies’ with a pen that simultaneously scratched the words into his own hand. Yeesh.
Okay, not exactly. But some lady in Tennessee allegedly broke into her neighbor's house and stole a bunch of weird shit, including a bath mat, tampons, and all the underpants. Strangely, she failed to steal a laptop, jewelry, or pretty much anything else that is actually worth money.
Only a couple more weeks, and the Harry Potter series will have ended entirely in a winner-takes-all magical war. But for now, take in the very last new collection of Potter clips you'll ever see.