Wow, That Was Fast—Savannah Guthrie Taking Over for Ann Curry Tomorrow Morning

Well Ann Curry's lukewarm butt-heat hasn't even begun to dissipate, but her replacement has already been announced: the Today Show's chipper-but-mellow-and-quite-good-humored-and-I-don't-really-know-much-about-her third-hour news lady Savannah Guthrie. "NBC sources tell us, Savannah will be anchoring with Matt Lauer…
Beyonce Fans Enraged that She's Been Associating with Scarlet Woman Kim Kardashian
After Beyonce was photographed hanging out with Kim Kardashian at a "Watch the Throne" concert in Birmingham, UK over the weekend, throngs of fans took to Twitter to express their outrage. "Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian in the same picture let alone the same sentence is tragic," said one. "if your role model is Kim…
Hoda Kotb Will Probably, Maybe Get Ann Curry’s Job
It looks like Hoda Kotb is emerging as the favorite to take over for Ann Curry, who is supposedly leaving/being kicked off of NBC's Today A-team. A source said, "Hoda scores off the charts in focus groups, and the audience can relate to her," which seems like just the sort of thing morning show producers rub their…
Hoda and Kathie Lee Get Wasted and Talk About Penises on Today
On Friday's Today, — writing that almost made me slip into a space-time continuum — television's favorite wine tasters Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb opened the sealed insert in the latest Cosmo and talked about pensises. Or they would have talked about penises if Kathie Lee didn't squander their single FCC-approved…
Hoda & Kathie Lee Are The Next Late Night Stars
We can always rely on The New York Times to keep us updated on minor changes to our late night (or rather early morning) TV schedule, and today they're reporting that NBC is now running repeats of the fourth hour of the Today show (better known as Kathie Lee and Hoda Woman's Boozy Fun Time). NBC pulled Poker After Dark
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Anderson Cooper gets the giggles, Gloria Steinem shares her abortion story, and evangelicals who believe in the preaching powers of a toddler who can't count.
This week, HBO aired a documentary about the famous women's libber, , in which she talked about her life…Kathie Lee Spanks John Leguizamo On Morning Television
Today during the "Hoda's Playlist" segment — in which Hoda plays her latest favorite song while KLG rolls her eyes — Kathie Lee got really into the music. So into it, in fact, that when upcoming guest John Leguizamo hopped on-camera to dance with her, she ended up grinding on him and eventually, spanking him.
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, 30 Rock does Real Housewives, American Idol takes censorship too far, and Marlee Matlin teaches us about attitude.
This chick is joking about her toddlers being overachievers because they have good "scribbles," right? Right!? I mean, normally, I would think that…Heidi Montag Plans On Writing A Supernatural Romance Novel
Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is thinking about writing a book. Well, at least she's thinking. Plus, today is National Drink Wine Day according to Ramona Singer.
Cease-Fire Declared In Halle Berry Custody Battle
- Thank almighty Zeus: Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have declared a truce in their custody battle. They are speaking to each other again and Halle will allegedly try to make it easier for Gabriel to see Nahla. Hopefully this means the end of nasty allegations from "friends" and "sources." [Radar Online]
- Lady Gaga…
Kathie Lee Is Hellbent On Slut-Shaming Jersey Shore Girls
JWoww joined the fourth hour of Today to promote her advice book The Rules According to JWOWW. Immediately, KLG shot out a backhanded compliment about JWoww's outfit, thanking her for "dressing like a lady as opposed" to Snooki's recent appearance. (Snooki wore faux fur, which had a lot more fabric than what Kathie…
