You know who doesn’t get enough love? Gentlemen in wigs.

I'm glad you stopped by, because there's something I want to get on the record: Fabio, for all his immense fame, simply has not been on that large a percentage of the romance novel covers through history, and he hasn't worked as a model in years. And if you reduce the genre to his pecs and flowing blonde locks, you…

This is a series called Sheroes & Zeroes, about the people who defined our year in culture in both terrific and terrible ways.