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clevernamehere
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
Wait, do these conservatives understand what tea bagging means?

How can anti-gay marriage, anti-comprehensive sex ed, conservative politicians show up at tea bagging events? What would the 700 Club say?
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Political Party Girl
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
All these Republicans should be careful when engaging in excessive teabagging as it could backfire and blow up in their faces, leaving them forever tainted and unsatisfied.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
To paraphrase Atrios, do the wingnuts know they can buy loose tea leaves? Cause "teabagging" the White House just ain't right.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
I cannot be the only one who finds James Carville terrifying.
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NefariousNewt
04/10/09

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Terrifying, no. Irritating, yes.
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Cicada
04/10/09

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I know! It's the whole lizard-human hybrid thing. James Carville is one of those rare human beings who actually lives in the uncanny valley.
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victoriasauce
04/10/09

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haha Karl Rove.

Biden should be flattered.
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kelsium
04/10/09

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Hi everybody, my name is Kelsium and I am a serial exaggerator. I have been known to say that I have enough leftovers to feed a battalion of Marines, when in fact I only have enough to feed myself and my dogs for three days. I have also occasionally told my boss that I cannot stop puking and therefore cannot go to work, when I have only puked once and am pretty sure that I won't again, but just don't feel like getting out of bed again. And often I will say things in arguments like "I MADE YOU COOKIES!" when I have only once bought my opponent a cookie on a lunch date.

Gosh, it's good to get that off my chest.
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YourScreenplaySucks
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
Is it just me or does Karl Rove actually seem more evil and crazy now than he used to?

Is this distinction worth making? It's like asking if Hannibal Lecter seems extra interested in the taste of human flesh lately. Once someone reaches a certain level of evil (which Rove passed some time in 2000), it's probably unnecessary to quibble over whether they appear more villainous recently.
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NefariousNewt
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
Listen, Republicans: if you want to annoy the people who created the financial problems with the Federal Budget and cause taxes to be raised, SEND THE FUCKING TEABAGS TO YOURSELVES! How does 8 years of rampant spending on two wars, plus Homeland Security fit into your little view of why the deficit is out of control? I forget... who was in power then? Oh yeah -- YOU ASSHATS!!! Shut up and take your medicine.

[Feeling ranty]
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howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
04/10/09

@NefariousNewt: The one conservative at work was screeching about the deficit and how Obama was trying to tax the rich out of existence and yadda yadda yadda yadda teabags and socialists, and I looked at her and asked when she was planning on quadrupling her salary so she'd have to be taxed at Clinton-era rates, and just how did she think we should pay for her beloved Operation Freedom. That actually shut her up.
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NefariousNewt
04/10/09

@howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Bravo! Dump it back in their lap!

Obama is dealing with the mess they left behind. This whole shebang didn't suddenly happen on January 20th, a fact the Republicans are reticent to acknowledge. And every time he takes some drastic steps to fix things, they are all up-in-arms. Take the AIG mess -- that started on Bush's watch. He's the one who got Congress to pass a bailout bill with no provisions for anything. Now Obama is having to go back and try to undo what was done, and the Republicans (who didn't seem to be in too much of a hurry to oppose their President) are sitting there squawking.

I think every Republican member of Congress she be forced to take a minimum wage job for a year and see if they could live on it. Then let them yammer on.
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Slovenly Muse
04/10/09

@NefariousNewt: I would love to see Republicans teabag themselves.
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stacyinbean
04/10/09

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So, um, did Republicans not see that episode of Sex and the City where Samantha explains teabagging to Charlotte?
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ferociacoutura
04/10/09

@stacyinbean: republicans only watch shows about the pro-america parts of america.
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kelsium
04/10/09

@ferociacoutura: What do Republicans watch since Seventh Heaven got canceled? Must only be reality TV on FOX.
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vanka-vstanka
04/10/09

@kelsium: I think they watch 18 Kids and Counting.

(But then again, so do I, and I'm not a Republican.)
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Political Party Girl
04/10/09

@stacyinbean: Republicans only watch SATC reruns on TBS. No teabagging there.
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femputer
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
I feel like a really old lady saying this, but where are we (les Americans) as a people when this many grown professionals will throw teabagging jokes around like a group of middle schoolers?! I need go back to bed now.
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YourScreenplaySucks
04/10/09

@femputer: Move over, Mabel. I'll sit next to you on your porch and fret about these young'uns.
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NefariousNewt
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
Teabagging: I don't think the word means what you think it means.

Plus, the Republicans stole the idea from NJ101.5, where the Jersey Guys started a campaign to bring empty wallets in coffins to the state house in Trenton, to symbolize the fact that taxpayers in NJ have no more money left for all the taxes the government is going to impose.
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Jello Mix
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
I can't say anything about people's right to protest the government, but I will say that FoxNews is really crossing the line promoting this one.

Also, teabagging? Who's brilliant idea was that one?
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Jello Mix
04/10/09

@Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: Whose idea... wake up, Jello.
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vanka-vstanka
04/10/09

@Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: Whose idea? People who haven't gotten laid since the Reagan years.
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kelsium
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
You know, no matter how many awful things he says or is responsible for, I can't bring myself to hate Karl Rove the way I do most people associated with the Bush Administration. It's just that he's so much the Brain to the GOP's Pinky, and that gives me endless amusement.
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PreposterousHypothesis
04/10/09

@kelsium: What a perfect analogy!
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Trulymadlyme
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
You know what I completely love? When I saw a high school classmate of mine's facebook profile that said socialism isn't only unconstitutional (?), it is also practiced by God-hating pagans.

Thank you Jez, for not fanning the insane fires that is the Somali pirate story. I swear, it's like CNN and the networks forgot that country existed until a few days ago. Somalia? Oh, I thought that place was covered in lava. Kind of like that city in Italy, Pomeii you know.

/head desk.
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vamusical
04/10/09

@trulymadlyme: Pagans are the ones who like socialism? They must not know a whole lot about this Jesus fellow.
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kelsium
04/10/09

@vamusical: I know, right? HELLO, LOAVES AND FISHES? Does anyone remember that one?
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NefariousNewt
04/10/09

@trulymadlyme: They only covered it so thoroughly because the freighter was under an American flag. These pirates have snagged 14 other ships, but most people don't know that.
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Trulymadlyme
04/10/09

@NefariousNewt: Oh, yes. I just find it hilarious when a CNN anchor was like, after years of relative quiet, Somalia's back in the spotlight.

Uh, dude. That country has spent the past 30 or so years in utter choas.
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PIKITIS!!
04/10/09

@NefariousNewt: EXACTLY. It pisses me off soooo much that there were previous hostage and piracy situations, but it doesn't count until it's an American ship/flying under an American flag.
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whynotshesaid
04/10/09

@Dreaming of Chocolate-Covered Bacon: Welcome to the world of corporate mass media. There could be a volcano that wipes out an entire city in Peru, and the headlines would read:

"Two Americans killed"

While the subhead would read:

"450 others also dead"

It is the saddest fucking shit ever. I work in the media and I still think it blows.
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femputer
04/10/09

In reply to Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
Did Hillary really think that one through? Spend a day with Bill? At least there aren't any interns who could afford to help her with her debt...
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