@SisterMaryMartha: Oh yeah, that dude got all upset with you, I remember. You were all waving your humorless feminazi bonerkiller flag, and he was all oppressed, and didn't understand why come you thought objectifying your spouse in the media was like, totally not cool. Cuz, like, Pete Wentz is the star to hitch your wagon to, doncha know.
@SisterMaryMartha: Thought so, and in that case I like you just as much now as I did then. Which is to say a lot, you bring the funny and the smart, always a killer combination. (ok, time to quit before i really embarrass myself.)
@SisterMaryMartha: I sense that I have offended you. If I have I'm sorry, and if it's what I think it is I was being serious, not mocking the suggested responses Pete could've given from the other day.
@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: He IS Coconut Records. He did the whole thing with a little help from his friends.
Thanks for the headsup about the download, guys! I can't bear to read Perez anymore. Apparently, Michael Phelps was at my school shooting a commercial today, and I had no idea.
@lafleur: I can't stand Perez, either. I just don't understand how one man can be guilty of so much bodysnarking, misogyny, homophobia, and straight up immaturity!
@BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: She bugs me, for reals. And I can't stand her in principle, for those diet ads where her before picture was when she was pregnant. It burns us.
Jessica Alba, please go away. You too, Pete Wentz. Nicole Kidman you can stay, but only if you promise to make better movies and lay off the face-paralyzing Botox.
Hasn't Blythe Danner made this statement a dozen or so times before at regular intervals? Does she have some kind of automatic reminder programmed into her Blackberry?
And hasn't Nicole Kidman promised to quit the movie business a hundred or so times before? I'm still waiting for her to make good on that one.
I was so upset when, in the midst of watching the UK Office on DVD, I realized that there were only twelve episodes. Ever! We wouldn't even consider that a full season in America. But it really is the way to go. Every single episode was brilliant, and they never had to stretch the concept.
Hold the frickin' phone, Vanessa Huxtable is married to RON JOHNSON???
Pete Wentz is a class act. I'm sure your wife wants you talking about your sex life on Howard Stern. Although I'm sure Papa Joe's head exploded, so that makes it a little funny.
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YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT? *throws hair in ponytail, thumps fist*
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I kinda liked it too. It's very well-produced (Dave Sitek of TV on the Radio!).
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And the Adam Walsh killer story sounds off to me. The killer confessed twelve years ago on his death bed...what?
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How ya like me now?
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Are we sure this isn't old?
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Thanks for the headsup about the download, guys! I can't bear to read Perez anymore. Apparently, Michael Phelps was at my school shooting a commercial today, and I had no idea.
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...sorry, that's all my inner twelve-year-old got out of this post. I spent way too many hours watching Cosby and ADW as a kid.
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And I had no idea they were married either. And it makes me absurdly happy!
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And hasn't Nicole Kidman promised to quit the movie business a hundred or so times before? I'm still waiting for her to make good on that one.
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I was so upset when, in the midst of watching the UK Office on DVD, I realized that there were only twelve episodes. Ever! We wouldn't even consider that a full season in America. But it really is the way to go. Every single episode was brilliant, and they never had to stretch the concept.
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Pete Wentz is a class act. I'm sure your wife wants you talking about your sex life on Howard Stern. Although I'm sure Papa Joe's head exploded, so that makes it a little funny.