Who Wins When Donald Trump and Lena Dunham Feud About the Election?

It was always destined to come to this: Lena Dunham, a vocal Hillary Clinton supporter, and Donald Trump, a Day-Glo roadside billboard about jock itch, have engaged each other in a public fight. Let’s carefully ease into this one together while clinging frantically to the side of the pool and wishing we were someplace…

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Hillary Clinton's Short List for Vice President Will Include Women

In an interview with the Boston Globe, John Podesta, Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman, indicated that her short list for potential running mates will definitely include women. “We’ll start with a broad list and then begin to narrow it. But there is no question that there will be women on that list,” Podesta said.

This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Is More Beautiful and More Powerful Than El Niño

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to the magazine store and notice that the classy magazines are more interesting than the trashy ones, swap out In Touch and Life & Style for People and Us, walk to the counter, notice the man behind it can tell something’s off, and feel sort of thrilled about breaking a routine.

Hillary Clinton Talks Policy, Systemic Racism, Bad Dancing On the Breakfast Club

Hillary Clinton gave a new interview to The Breakfast Club, the morning show hosted by Angela Yee, DJ Envy and Charlemagne the God on New York hip-hop radio station Power 105.1. After a little light conversation about how Bill proposed, cardio, Beyoncé and her bad dancing (dabbing on Ellen was neither her idea nor…

Here's Why the Hillary Clinton Hot Sauce Story Is Problematic for Women 

Wow. So, Hillary Clinton went on the Breakfast Club and said—barely refraining herself from launching into the rest of the “Formation” chorus, we assume—that she keeps hot sauce in her bag? And apparently she’s been laying tracks for this latest act of pandering for years now? Clinton talked about hot sauce to Conde…

This T-Shirt at a Donald Trump Rally Is the Way We Live Now

Modern politics is a horrifying sight to stare dead in the eye. It’s an amorphous, vile, contradictory and confounding sight—one that evokes the same pain as staring directly into the sun. A t-shirt seen by a reporter for the Associated Press at Donald Trump’s rally in Syracuse on Saturday is the perfect metaphor for…

Why Is the Internet Obsessed With Photos of Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin?

For the past several days, including today, the most trafficked piece of content on Politico.com has been a slideshow of 17 wire pictures featuring Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton and her long-time aide Huma Abedin in various settings, including the 2008 campaign trail and several countries Clinton visited as…

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What Was Anyone Thinking Letting Bill de Blasio and Hillary Clinton Joke About 'Colored People Time'?

The conservative Internet is convulsing over a clip of Hillary Clinton and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio making an awkward joke about the mayor running late because he was on “colored people time.” Someone wrote that joke for him to perform. Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

Clinton and Sanders Both Release New York Ads Reminding You They're Not Bigoted Monsters 

In the lead-up to New York’s April 19 primary, both Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have released NY-centric ads focusing on the fact that they’re not hideous bigots. Sanders’ ad focuses on his “New York values,” as a subtle fuck-you to Ted Cruz, while the Clinton ad focuses on the terrifying nightmare that is a…

Bill Clinton Is 'Almost' Sorry for Being Defensive and Condescending to Black Lives Matter Protestors 

On Friday, Bill Clinton admitted he was almost sorry about arguing with Black Lives Matter protesters this week over his and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s hand in creating America’s mass incarceration problem. However, as Brandy once sang, almost doesn’t count.

Hillary Clinton's Campaign Chairman Is Obsessed With UFOs, Which Are Real 

Every American knows, in our heart of hearts, that aliens are real, UFOs are real, and the government is hiding a stack of skeletal little grey bodies from us in a deep-freeze in the Pentagon’s basement. Which is why it’s so cheering that Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager can’t stop talking about UFOs. I am serious…