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hookers, victims & doormats
Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Range By Playing Wealthy, White New York Woman
You know the drill: when Hollywood actresses aren't being scrutinized for their looks by dude-centered gossip blogs then they're being given roles laced in stereotypes. The latest round of casting announcements proves to us that female stereotypes in films are here to stay (and probably won't go away with any actor's strike that may come up). This week, we have a large group of heavy-hitters: SJP decides to branch out her acting abilities and play a wealthy single woman living in New York in a new chick-lit-to-chick-flick film; Tilda Swinton gets seduced by Nic Cage; and Hilary Duff seduces a writer. All those and more, along with our assessments, after the jump. More »
missdemeanors
"This Chick Used To Be So Cute. Now She Looks Like She’s Halfway Through A Sex Change. "
Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. These week the "writers" of these celebrity blogs call Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff 'fat', Tila Tequila a 'whore', and Camila Alves (Matthew McConaughey's pregnant girlfriend) is a "maid" getting "preferential treatment" because of her ethnicity. After the jump, we punish the blogerati for their idiocy. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
The Good The Bad & The Ugly
Cartier's Annual Loveday: "Love" Is Blind… And Hideous
The official name of this event was "The Annual Loveday Celebration and Cartier Love Charity Bracelet Launch." None of which really explains why A-listers like Rosario Dawson, Fergie and Eva Mendes congregated at some "private residence" in L.A. yesterday. (Maybe the bracelets were given out as party favors?) Anyway, a satisfying gallery of good, bad and baffling awaits the intrepid, after the jump.
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rag trade
Sarah Jessica Parker's Shoes Reveal That She's Fiercely Really Into Fashion
- After much consideration I have decided that I do not care at all what the personal footwear choices of the Sex and the City stars say about their personalities. [LA Times]
- Speaking of Sex and the City, Sarah Jessica Parker says that her son only wears his older cousin's hand-me-downs and has never been given new clothes, other than shoes. [US Weekly]
- Another day, more people fired from ELLE. This time, on the dot-com side. Maybe Nina will give them jobs over at Marie Claire? [WWD, 1st item]
- Rachel Zoe does not want to talk about being disinvited from the Met Costume Institute Gala thankyouverymuch. [US Weekly]
- In case you were wondering, Cindy Crawford will be celebrating Mother's Day with breakfast in bed. [Reuters]
the good, the bad & the ugly
Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring
Allure magazine is the most confusing of all the American ladymags. Is it a beauty magazine? A fashion magazine? Both? Do people really still buy it? But what's even more confusing was the guest list for last night's NYC event celebrating the "Most Alluring Bodies": those of Hilary Duff, Katherine McPhee, Paula Patton, Carey Lowell, Olivia Palmero and Rachel Zoe. All these ladies and a few more (like Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler!) in the Good, the Bad, & the Ugly, after the jump. More »
the good, the bad & the ugly
At Costume Institute Gala, The Good Superheroes Took A Fashion Flight Of Fancy
Okay let's cut to the chase: Last night. Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala. Theme was "Superheroes." Everyone and their brother was there. I've broken the photos down into Good, Bad, and Ugly for your viewing pleasure. The Good — including Victoria Beckham, Christina Ricci, Diane Kruger, Iman, Mischa Barton, Amanda Peet, Scarlett Johansson, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Tilda Swinton and Claire Danes — begins after the jump; the Bad and Ugly to come later. More »
snap judgments (weekend edition)
Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger
Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Lindsay Lohan, Sam Ronson, Jennifer Aniston, Naomi Campbell, Heidi Klum, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Mark Ronson. All those - and others - in the gallery beginning below. (Click on the headline, then a pic to start gallery.)
dirt bag
Newlyweds Beyoncé And Jay-Z Not Attached At Hip
- LOL headline of the day: "Jay-Z Leaves New Wife Beyoncé At Home To Watch Basketball." OMG you guys, he went somewhere without her! [Mirror]
- Is Beyoncé wearing gloves so we can't see her damn wedding ring? [Concrete Loop]
- Amy Winehouse is the headlining act this Saturday at a festival on the Isle Of Wight. Will she shout out Blake Incarcerated? [Mirror]
- Rosie O'Donnell talked about her time on The View on The Martha Stewart Show yesterday: "There was people there telling me what to do. There was a little Republican who scared me." [People]
- A fence along the Mexican border "bears all the credibility and seriousness of flying saucers from Mars or leprechauns. Or any manner of malicious, paranoid superstition. In other words, it's bullshit. It's a complete disaster. It's an act of fascist madness." — Tommy Lee Jones. [Page Six]
Loose Lips
Eva Mendes is out of rehab. She was spotted at L.A. club Madeo last night. Stay well, pretty lady! • The Jonas Brothers say they'll stay virgins until they get married. Us takes this opportunity to present a slide show of famous former virgins like Britney, Jessica Simpson, and H. Duff. Oh how the mighty hymens have fallen! • Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight has a new boyfriend, AIDS activist and college student Mark Cornelsen. Cute couple alert! [TMZ, Us, Page Six]
Eva Mendes is out of rehab. She was spotted at L.A. club Madeo last night. Stay well, pretty lady! • The Jonas Brothers say they'll stay virgins until they get married. Us takes this opportunity to present a slide show of famous former virgins like Britney, Jessica Simpson, and H. Duff. Oh how the mighty hymens have fallen! • Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight has a new boyfriend, AIDS activist and college student Mark Cornelsen. Cute couple alert! [TMZ, Us, Page Six]
Best Comment of the Day, in response to Hilary Stuff! Does Anyone Else Find Ankle Boots Annoying?: "My mom calls them "shooties." Which to me sounds like something you get from butterfish." We say: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad-Shooter! • Worst, in response to Milla Jovovich Double-Fists Starbucks, Baby: "Love Milla though her face looks a little "mannish" in this shot" We say: if she looks mannish, we want a sexual reassignment.
dirt bag
Britney: Not A Fan Of Court Hearings
- After driving to the courthouse for her custody hearing yesterday and arriving extremely late, Britney ended up not going inside. [TMZ]
- As Britney left the courthouse, she said, "I'm scared." Then she made a brief stop inside the Little Brown Church in Studio City. "She wasn't even there for long, just in and out," says assistant pastor Michael Kosik. And even though Brit was wearing white she "did not try to get married." Well thank God. "I think she just needed to get away," the pastor adds. Later she had lunch. [People]
- The commissioner on Brit's case has ruled that Britney will not have visitation rights restored — at least until the next hearing on February 19. Of course, it would help if she made it inside the courtroom. [TMZ]
- Joel Madden says Harlow Winter Kate Madden "looks so much like her mom (Nicole Richie) it's crazy!" He adds, "I suck when it comes to diapers, but I'm learning." [PageSix.com]
signature psychoses
Cosmo Girl Hilary Duff: Intuitive, Practical And Younger Than She Looks
Happy (early) New Year! For its January issue, Cosmopolitan interviews singer/actress Hilary Duff, who talks about her hockey player boyfriend, becoming an adult, and how obsessing about weight just leads to unhappiness. (Something we could all do well to remember.) Not exactly enticing stuff, to be sure, but, as usual, there's another begging-to-be-analyzed, accompanying handwritten "Cosmo Quiz" alongside Hilary's profile. After the jump, graphologist Sheila Kurtz takes a look at the starlet's handwriting so we can better "understand" the young woman behind the lavender Gaultier halter-top dress. More »
consumption junction
