Pray for Aaron Carter, Wrecked By Sweet Memories of Lizzie McGuire

This is Aaron Carter, the experimental prog-rock auteur behind "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)" and "That's How I Beat Shaq," publicly broadcasting to the world of social media that he is watching old episodes of Lizzie McGuire, Disney's 2001-2002 French New Wave-inspired dramatic miniseries starring Carter's ex, Hilary… » 12/05/14 2:30pm 12/05/14 2:30pm

Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie

Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in… » 11/27/14 11:38am 11/27/14 11:38am

Aaron Carter Calls Hilary Duff 'the Love of My Life,' Wants Her Back

Today in 14-year-old F-list celebrity gossip updates, Aaron Carter is still pining for his long-lost love Hilary Duff. In fact, he says he's a "douche" for losing her and will spend the rest of his life trying to win her back. In conclusion, he adds, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO AARON CARTER OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD… » 3/06/14 8:00pm 3/06/14 8:00pm

Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers

TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had… » 3/01/14 11:30am 3/01/14 11:30am

Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report

Meryl Streep stopped by The Ellen Show yesterday to talk about all the amazing things she's been doing lately (everything Meryl Streep does is amazing, by the way. She probably blinks better than the rest of us). Unfortunately, Ellen missed the opportunity to have Streep teach the audience how to expertly fling coats… » 1/18/14 11:30am 1/18/14 11:30am

Hilary Duff and Husband Mike Comrie Split Up, Remain 'Best Friends'

Hilary Duff and her husband of three years, NHL star Mike Comrie, announced today that they are amicably splitting up. Duff thanks you for your support and says that she and her ex didn't split for any particular reason except that they just didn't really want to hug and kiss each other that much anymore. They remain… » 1/10/14 8:00pm 1/10/14 8:00pm

Beyonce Doesn't Like Labels But 'I'm a Modern-Day Feminist, I Guess'

While she's been a lightning rod for claims of both feminism and anti-feminism (particularly since announcing her Mrs. Carter World Tour), Beyoncé has tended in the past to steer clear of the F-word that's put so many female celebrities in the hot seat. Until now, at least. Bey tells Vogue UK in a cover interview for… » 4/03/13 9:00am 4/03/13 9:00am

Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for Cash

In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken them under her wing. By which I mean she signed them to her talent agency, Ja-Tail Enterprises—which has no other… » 3/04/13 9:00am 3/04/13 9:00am