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Celebs Can Now Be Verified On Tinder, Will Still Be Miserable Like Us

Tinder is introducing “Verified Profiles” so that famous people can use the dating app more efficiently and also be just as miserable as the rest of us in knowing that there are, at once, way too many dating options in their vicinity and not one person out there in the world who will love them unconditionally. » 7/07/15 5:10pm 7/07/15 5:10pm

Hilary Duff Has Finally Released the 'Sparks' Music Video Fans Wanted

There’s been a lot of drama in the Hilary Duff tag lately. First, she released a preview of her song ‘Sparks,’ composed of scenes from her not-so-good new show Younger. Then, she released a music video for the full song that was awful and was mostly just her going on Tinder dates for some inexplicable reason. Now… » 5/28/15 7:50pm 5/28/15 7:50pm

Hilary Duff's New Music Video Is a Desperate Cry for Help

I’ve now watched the video for Hilary Duff’s sparks three (3) times and I’ve only had one thought the entire time: is Hilary Duff okay? That’s actually not true, I had another thought, as well: what can I do to help? And considering that I’m writing this as I eat a giant block of cheese clad only in pajama bottoms,… » 5/14/15 6:10pm 5/14/15 6:10pm

Reese Witherspoon's Kids Aren't Interested In Cruel Intentions

For obvious reasons, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe’s children aren’t interested in watching the masterpiece Cruel Intentions. “They don’t have any interest in seeing me in movies. It’s weird for them,” Witherspoon told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live! “They’re like, ‘This is so weird!’ And especially… » 5/09/15 10:45am 5/09/15 10:45am

Yes, That's Totally Hilary Duff You're Flirting With On Tinder

On Sunday, news broke that Hilary Duff, star of Lizzie McGuire and the only celebrity I’ve almost gotten into a fist fight over, miiiiiight have a Tinder profile and may be open to getting pizza with dudes who aren’t Aaron Carter. This morning, The Duffster announced that, yes, that’s absolutely her you could be… » 4/28/15 6:30pm 4/28/15 6:30pm

Hilary Duff's New Single: This Is What Dreams Are Made Of

Hilary Duff's Dignity was one of the best albums of the late 2000s and I will fight anyone who disagrees. Unfortunately, after giving us the Europop perfection we neither deserved nor appreciated (tragic!), Duff went quiet for almost eight years. But she's releasing an album this year and her new single is fucking… » 3/26/15 6:15pm 3/26/15 6:15pm

Pamela Anderson's Abusive Ex Calls Her a 'Serial Baby Killer'

Well done, Pamela Anderson, on attempting to get as far away from Rick Salomon, her allegedly abusive ex, as possible. Responding to Anderson's recent restraining order against him, Salomon—a real winner of a husband—has stated in legal documents that his estranged wife is a both "serial baby killer" and a "fraud." » 3/16/15 10:30am 3/16/15 10:30am

Hilary Duff Is Living in Brooklyn and Validating All My Life Choices

A profile titled "At Home in Brooklyn with the Very Famous Hilary Duff" in in the new issue of Elle is perhaps the most revealing–and the most inspirational–interview Duff has ever done, prompting at least one young blogger to feel proud of multiple life choices she's made. Duff, you see, has made it clear that stars… » 1/14/15 7:00pm 1/14/15 7:00pm

Pray for Aaron Carter, Wrecked By Sweet Memories of Lizzie McGuire

This is Aaron Carter, the experimental prog-rock auteur behind "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)" and "That's How I Beat Shaq," publicly broadcasting to the world of social media that he is watching old episodes of Lizzie McGuire, Disney's 2001-2002 French New Wave-inspired dramatic miniseries starring Carter's ex, Hilary… » 12/05/14 2:30pm 12/05/14 2:30pm

Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie

Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in… » 11/27/14 11:38am 11/27/14 11:38am