Hilary Duff Does an Electro Version of Fleetwood Mac's 'Little Lies' and I Wanna Die

What’s this? It’s Wednesday and Younger is back (cool I guess) and to promote it TV Land has released a clip of Hilary Duff whispering Fleetwood Mac’s “Little Lies” while some heavy bass thumps in the background and now I’m wishing I’d been prepared for this when I woke up this morning by a kind soul who’d stroke my…
American Eagle Uses Bullshit Holiday to Launch Bullshit Marketing Campaign
Today is National Coffee Day, because for-profit organizations that sell coffee keep telling us so. The exact details of how National Coffee Day began are shaky, (because I didn’t look and it doesn’t matter) but I assume that Starbucks and a bunch of coffee manufacturers got together and decided that, dammit, it’s…
Celebs Can Now Be Verified On Tinder, Will Still Be Miserable Like Us
Tinder is introducing “Verified Profiles” so that famous people can use the dating app more efficiently and also be just as miserable as the rest of us in knowing that there are, at once, way too many dating options in their vicinity and not one person out there in the world who will love them unconditionally.
Hilary Duff Has Finally Released the 'Sparks' Music Video Fans Wanted
There’s been a lot of drama in the Hilary Duff tag lately. First, she released a preview of her song ‘Sparks,’ composed of scenes from her not-so-good new show Younger. Then, she released a music video for the full song that was awful and was mostly just her going on Tinder dates for some inexplicable reason. Now…
Hilary Duff's New Music Video Is a Desperate Cry for Help
I’ve now watched the video for Hilary Duff’s sparks three (3) times and I’ve only had one thought the entire time: is Hilary Duff okay? That’s actually not true, I had another thought, as well: what can I do to help? And considering that I’m writing this as I eat a giant block of cheese clad only in pajama bottoms,…
Reese Witherspoon's Kids Aren't Interested In Cruel Intentions
For obvious reasons, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe’s children aren’t interested in watching the masterpiece Cruel Intentions. “They don’t have any interest in seeing me in movies. It’s weird for them,” Witherspoon told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live! “They’re like, ‘This is so weird!’ And especially…
Yes, That's Totally Hilary Duff You're Flirting With On Tinder
On Sunday, news broke that Hilary Duff, star of Lizzie McGuire and the only celebrity I’ve almost gotten into a fist fight over, miiiiiight have a Tinder profile and may be open to getting pizza with dudes who aren’t Aaron Carter. This morning, The Duffster announced that, yes, that’s absolutely her you could be…
Hilary Duff's New Single: This Is What Dreams Are Made Of
Hilary Duff's Dignity was one of the best albums of the late 2000s and I will fight anyone who disagrees. Unfortunately, after giving us the Europop perfection we neither deserved nor appreciated (tragic!), Duff went quiet for almost eight years. But she's releasing an album this year and her new single is fucking…
Pamela Anderson's Abusive Ex Calls Her a 'Serial Baby Killer'
Well done, Pamela Anderson, on attempting to get as far away from Rick Salomon, her allegedly abusive ex, as possible. Responding to Anderson's recent restraining order against him, Salomon—a real winner of a husband—has stated in legal documents that his estranged wife is a both "serial baby killer" and a "fraud."
