The Rules for Getting Laid: The Most Hilarious Self-Help Sex Book Ever

David Graff & Ray Schwartz's The Rules for Getting Laid promises that you can "Get the sex you want!" and also, "Feminist women and men will try to ban or burn this book!" so you know we had to check it out. I mean, burning books and bras are our top #1 favorite hobbies after cooking with our placentas and not… » 6/19/13 11:50am 6/19/13 11:50am

1970s Bloomingdales Was a 'Sexual Meeting Ground'

Here's a delightful 1970s news story on Bloomies being the hottest pick-up spot in town. At all hours you could catch young people cruising — in the sports section, mens department, and at the cheese counter over a wedge of brie. Once matches were made, the hipster couples of the UES would sport Famous Amos T-shirts… » 3/26/13 12:30pm 3/26/13 12:30pm

Scratch N Sniff Pot Farm Cards Will Help People Find Chill Neighbors

The UK drug-fighting non-profit known as Crimestoppers is sending scratch n sniff pot cards to entire neighborhoods — warning the recipient that if they encounter that particular smell, they need call the Beefeaters poste haste figgy pudding! Or, you know, go over with some snacks, and have a cool party. » 3/20/13 1:35pm 3/20/13 1:35pm

Feminists Are Savagely Trolling This 'Masculism' Hashtag on Twitter

After some Reddit/4chan MRA babies tried to make #INeedMasculismBecause happen on Twitter today (co-opting the popular feminist meme, because EYEROLL), it blew up in their faces bigtime. The hashtag was gleefully hijacked by the normal, thinking humans of Twitter, who are currently churning out hundreds of tweets… » 2/08/13 5:45pm 2/08/13 5:45pm

Hilarious Casting Call for Hipsters Describes Every Type of Person

Are you a young person who exists? Then you're probably a hipster, and therefore should try to be on TV! Whether you're a "classy bitch who is totally stuck up" or "supper [sic, we guess?] intellectual and nerdy" or "a total stoner", this is the job for you! You'll be paid (probably in American Spirits!), and this… » 2/06/13 10:15pm 2/06/13 10:15pm