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Hideous Kinky: Ever Been In A Bedroom So Nasty You Couldn't Have Sex?
New York, 7:47 PM
Wed Dec 16
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11/03/08
11/03/08
BUT he has a collection of strange action figures... and worst, a sculpture made out of a loaf of bread. They just sit on his bookshelf and stare at us... ick! by now he knows that AT LEAST "Breadman" goes into the closet before anything else goes on...
11/03/08
11/01/08
the first time i spent the night the damn fish stayed in the corner of the tank staring at me. i know this was not a figment of my imagination because my beau said that it was unusual for the fish to stay in the corner all night.
then the fish started to ram the tank when i would stay over. i couldn't sleep half the time. needless to say we spend a lot of nights at my place.
most recently i have had to have the fish relocated to the living room because one night while we were sleeping the damn thing kept ramming the fish tank and broke the tank. yes the fish broke the tank.
imagine waking up the a fish ramming a tank, the tank rocking back and forth with water spilling out and then WHOOSH! broken glass and water and a very large fish on the floor. i think i woke up everyone in the building with my screams that night. i thought maybe the fish wouldn't have survived but, alas he's still around. but in the dark corner of the living room. with a sheet over top when i visit.
11/01/08
11/01/08
11/01/08
11/01/08
I'm sorry, if you're not generating enough heat to keep your feet warm, you're doing it wrong.
10/31/08
10/31/08
10/31/08
10/31/08
It wasn't the first time I had slept with him - first time was at my apartment. He was 6'2, Latino, very cute, great hair, good body, ASS FOR DAYS, very well-endowed. He could have had a Sarah Palin Real Doll in his bed and I would have slept with him again. Homeboy could WORK IT.
I have no principles.
10/31/08
Like, professionally framed. And enormous. On the wall beside his bed.
I'm conflicted. The boy in question is amusing & appealing in an Alex P. Keaton sort of way, but this full-hearted, gung-ho, totally earnest RR love is disturbing to me. Also, I sincerely don't know if I can handle having sex under those watchful eyes, clearly judging me for being such a liberal abortion-loving pinko whore.
10/31/08
I looked around. I was mos def in a girl's room.
I checked guy to make sure there was a penis, because I seemed to remember one.
I then told him that the sweetness and light had gone out of our relationship and I had to go. I'd known him all of six hours, and noticed a girl sleeping on the couch on my way out.
10/31/08
i feel sorry for him now being exposed like this. with the intertubes his pic will probably fly around the world a few times and people who thought they knew him will realise they truly don't.
i have had chick friends whose houses were packed to the rafters with collections of dolls, figurines, stuffies and other kitsch. i haven't had the "pleasure" of walking into a guy's room with stuffy overload or star wars invasion.
not that it was a bad experience when i stepped into one boyfriend's room for the first time, but i was annoyed by trying to sleep to the sound of over $100K in high end computer equipment networked together. i prefer sleeping in silence and without blinking lights.